Where have you been? We've been worried sick! Bapu has been printing T-Shirts with your picture on them. To be fair, he first tried printing your picture on milk cartons, but that got really messy. It turns out, you're supposed to print those before you fill them.
Anyway, I was out looking for you in all the places I thought you might have gone. You know, if you're not going to stay at the Racoon clothing store, Helga's Secret, you should tell someone.
It's a good thing JB brought you back.
What do you mean, "Someone's been eating my becan"? You left your doggie dish just lying around where anyone could have...Okay, it was inside your dog house, but someone might have accidentally...yes, the doggie door was broken open, but there's no forensic evidence to...I think fingerprinting is a little extreme and unnecess...I think you're overreacting just a bit and I...Ow! Bad Dog! Down! AAAGHHH!