• Coffee House
  • Can you guys do something to make the coffee house hilarious? (p.2)
2013/08/03 17:39:49
craigb
jbow
[tube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5ErMolRE8M[/tube]
 
J



Thanks for that, I needed a good laugh today.
2013/08/03 17:42:18
SteveStrummerUK
 
I love watching women's heavyweight boxing.

It's hilarious to see them fighting back the tears...
 
 
 
... when the announcer tells everyone their weight.
 
 
2013/08/03 18:28:32
SteveStrummerUK
 
I've designed a new airplane for drug dealers....
 
 
I'm calling it the Bong 747.
2013/08/03 18:29:41
SteveStrummerUK
 
I've designed a plane made entirely from rubber, so that when it crashes, it bounces...


It's a Boing 747.
 
2013/08/03 18:48:58
bapu
SteveStrummerUK
 
I've designed a plane made entirely from rubber, so that when it crashes, it bounces...


It's a Boing 747.
 


It weren't that faunny the first time.
2013/08/03 19:13:38
paulo
SteveStrummerUK
 
Earlier today, I drove into town to do a bit of shopping.
 
As the car parks were all full, I left my car in a disabled zone and walked off to the shops.
 
On my return, I was met by an angry policeman.
 
"You can't park here you selfish idiot" he shouted, "This is a registered disabled parking bay. For parking here, I'm going to have to write you a ticket."
 
"But I am disabled" I replied, "I suffer from Tourettes."
 
"Oh yeah" he said sarcastically, "Where's your disability parking badge then?"
 

"**** you you ******* ****" I answered.




 
Fixed.
2013/08/03 19:15:48
craigb
paulo
SteveStrummerUK
 
Earlier today, I drove into town to do a bit of shopping.
 
As the car parks were all full, I left my car in a disabled zone and walked off to the shops.
 
On my return, I was met by an angry policeman.
 
"You can't park here you selfish idiot" he shouted, "This is a registered disabled parking bay. For parking here, I'm going to have to write you a ticket."
 
"But I am disabled" I replied, "I suffer from Tourettes."
 
"Oh yeah" he said sarcastically, "Where's your disability parking badge then?"
 

"**** you you ******* ****" I answered.




 
Fixed.



Best modified quote evah!
2013/08/03 19:41:14
timidi
I just farted, if that helps..
2013/08/03 23:16:35
Linear Phase
"What spite through Sandra's window panes; tis the sneeze, and, "Julio," the chocolate pudding rabbit she microwaved." - Billy Shakesword
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