I was in Walmart a few days ago at almost midnight. We ran out if dog food and we feed the dogs before bed.

So I got the dog food and I am standing in line at the check out. A black man is behind me in an electric scooter thing Walmart has for handicapped people or whatever.

Walmart shuts down all the registers and says they are doing a change over and the registers will re open at 12:05am

Of course people get upset and hem and grunt. Some leave.

The man in the electric handicap cart thing is cussing up a storm and he is mad. After he hoots and hollers at everyone for two or three minutes ..... The man springs up from is handicapped electric Walmart mobile ... Throws down his items he was going to purchase .... And makes a bee line out the door about as fast as I ever seen anyone speed walk.

Security .. A Zion cop ... Shakes his head and says ... You gotta be kidding me .... And retrieves the electric cart out of the way of people.

True story

Ever see the people there using the carts that are so wide they hit the products on both sides of the aisles as they drive down them?

craigb
Ever see the people there using the carts that are so wide they hit the products on both sides of the aisles as they drive down them?

No

I drank a lot of brandy tonight..   I made Sangria.  I'm not drunk, but I'm not sober, and not buzzed.  I feel like I've been shot out the barrel of a 9mm.

I don't drink brandy.  I'm a larger caliber than you.

bapu

craigb

 
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+LOL

He got it wrong ... that evil smile in the bottom, should be splashed and smashed on the ground!

This thread is getting more hilarious by the minute.


Keep up the good work everyone

Well Done Mooch.

Mooch4056
I was in Walmart a few days ago at almost midnight. We ran out if dog food and we feed the dogs before bed.

So I got the dog food and I am standing in line at the check out. A black man is behind me in an electric scooter thing Walmart has for handicapped people or whatever.

Walmart shuts down all the registers and says they are doing a change over and the registers will re open at 12:05am

Of course people get upset and hem and grunt. Some leave.

The man in the electric handicap cart thing is cussing up a storm and he is mad. After he hoots and hollers at everyone for two or three minutes ..... The man springs up from is handicapped electric Walmart mobile ... Throws down his items he was going to purchase .... And makes a bee line out the door about as fast as I ever seen anyone speed walk.

Security .. A Zion cop ... Shakes his head and says ... You gotta be kidding me .... And retrieves the electric cart out of the way of people.

True story

That is actually quite believable... I think it are becoming the new normal. Our pubic education system hath failed us!
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timidi
I just farted, if that helps..

Nearly a day late to the party Tim, but I just dropped one too.
 
And boy, is that rank.
 
I think I may have to disappear upstairs to the toilet before long...
 
The contractions are getting much closer together of late.