Moshkiae
Hi,
 
Total utter non-sense.
 
Eating BEACON DORITOS, turns you into a CHB nerd!
 
All that other stuff is hogwash and bad music!

Whew!!!
 
At least there isn't a downside to this.

Hi,
 
Figures I would know how to spell BECAN by now!

Well, all is not lost.....
A Beacon (Becan Dorito) is an intentionally conspicuous device designed to attract attention to a
specific location (Japan??).
 
Go get yourself some BVD's.........I mean BBD's!!

Hmmm.  Bitflipper is right.  (as always) 
 
Anime eyes are somewhat creepy.  I suppose it's also naive to suppose that the becan came from a pig.  I mean, you can't really trust that in the USA, after all. 
 
On the positive side, I guess I can cancel that session with Samurai "Stubby" Johnson.  I was beginning to think he might not be authentic. 

 
 

 
You don't need to go any where:
 
Bacon Vapors:
 

 
:-)

which reminds me. i dont go the beach at the campground anymore cuz last time i feel asleep and everyone tried to turn me over and over back into the water see they thought i was .....nevermind

 
I got my new Dorito swimming trunks earlier today...
 
 
 
 
I might go for a dip later.
 

 They say no man is an island but I think if I have me some baked zitti and a few bags of those bacon Doritos from Japan I could become a loner for a long time.

Or wind up in Brazil.