batsbrew
maybe a dermatologist is in order?

If Olive Garden doesn't need to hire one, why should I?
 
(Oh wait... They already know what they're doing.  Never mind.)

Pasta bruschetta, please.  

4 for 4!

Four for fore?

oh i thought you said zits.
 

Ziti gives me extraordinary gas that'll rocket me from Chicago to Brazil at the speed of sound.

  Is that a medical condition or a super hero advantage?

Look!  Up in the sky--it's Ziti Man!  Phew!  What's that smell?  

 Now that you mention it there have been mysterious noises heard all over the world lately coming from the sky. So far no one has been able to determine what they were. Maybe you're onto something here.
 
 If I hear it I'm running inside my house just as fast as my bony hairy legs will carry me.

Starise
  Is that a medical condition or a super hero advantage?

It's both.

Kind of bittersweet to be in this situation. A superhero with a medical condition. You know?