Oh My, how do these things happen? It's almost as good as a deal on craigslist:
http://www.ebay.com/itm/BEHRINGER-T1953-Vintager-Series-TUBE-Ultragain-Microphone-Line-PREAMP-/111130260007?pt=US_Preamps_Channel_Strips&hash=item19dfe13227 Times like these I remind myself what my pappy used to say:
"Son, I know what you are thinking. It's good to remind yourself that this is somebody's Behringer..."