Shambler
It's real beef, for vegetarians.
Would a true vegetarian want something that looks like real beef? Answering my own question...I guess so. We have the veggie burger. How about a tomato that looks like a tomato? If they don't like meat why do they want it to look like meat?
Maybe the veggies are trying to trick the meaties into eating something not meat. Ok we are not that stupid. I can taste a soy burger. I know a black bean burger when I bite one. But this is a little different. They are making a meat patty from a meat process.
This could be difficult at the drive in window. " Yeah, I'll have me that there double hybrid genetically mutated almost hamburger hold the cheese...oh...and a diet coke.