I really don't understand it. I can't explain why it happened.
It's in the early afternoon where I am currently and I was feeling a little drowsy. I'm also working on some spreadsheets and thinking about a meeting later this afternoon. As a result, I'm a little distracted. I grabbed a bottle of Mountain Dew and drank deeply. Hey, I don't often have it because I've cut down dramatically on soft drinks, but it was there. Anyway, a moment later, I grabbed my coffee thermos and took a deep swig.
WHAT!!!??? I didn't know that Mountain Dew and Coffee would have a chemical reaction in my mouth. Those are taste sensations that really don't belong together. I lost my skin in the process. I mean, I looked down and it was just laying on the chair like a deflated blimp. I climbed down off of the ceiling and tried to pull it on. Yes, I had to take it off and turn it around before I got the legs sorted out correctly. I don't know what is going on, but everyone around me is moving very, very slowly now.