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Also of interest: Penguins are South Polers. They will never have the chance to clash cymbals over a sleeping polar bear...

You sure about that?   (I suppose you're going to try and tell me that female penguins don't carry purses too, ya?)

Craig you're killin' me....
If you could just put that talent to good use....

That photo is fake!
 
 
A penguin would never carry a handbag like that...

"Desperate times" ya know.
 
It knows where the idiot penguin with the cymbals is going...

A penguin was driving down the street when his car started to billow smoke.  He pulled it into a garage and the repairman said to give him a few minutes to diagnose things.  So, having some time to kill, the penguin went for a walk and found a Baskin Robbins.  After a while he went back to the shop to check on things and the repairman gave him the news "Hey, looks like you blew a seal."  "No," replied the penguin, "It's just some ice cream."