If you want to get the hidden over-social beast out of me, give me a Martini. It will always do the job.

Maybe if you were sober you could see the pictures.

Put me down for 1 stiff martini...shaken, not stirred...and three glasses of wine.

Halfway through the martini now and I'm not sho think as you drunk I am!!!

Shut up...no, you shut up...no, you shut up...no, you shut up!!!!

I've been told I used to really like those big tubs of Long Island Iced Teas that the Red Onion nightclubs used to sell...

I met my second wife at a Red Onion. That was when I drank gin and tonics.
 
Now I'm with The Lovely Lady and I have only consumed alcoholic beverages on three separate occasions in over 8 years. Once was with Straummy in London Town.

I hate booze, hardly ever touch the stuff. But when I do (usually to be polite), it has the strange effect of keeping me awake all night. I have never understood how booze makes people fall asleep. I like there with my eyes wide open and my head racing for hours, it's horrible. 

bapu
I met my second wife at a Red Onion. That was when I drank gin and tonics.
 
Now I'm with The Lovely Lady and I have only consumed alcoholic beverages on three separate occasions in over 8 years. Once was with Straummy in London Town.

I would imaging that being with Straummy in London Town would increase your chances of having a drink 20-40%.

while we are on the subject-got my annual blood tests back and my liver is good(on the wagon for 3 months!) and my moobs aren`t too prominent so just put down a chocolate porter to be ready for my birthday-last winters was beautiful,so here`s my recipie:
1.7kg mix of two row  malted barley
200g freshly ground roasted chocolate barley
fresh Tasmanian hops and yeast
10ml licorice extract(for a bit of cream in the head)
10ml vanilla extract (to soften the hops)
so in 3 weeks I will have a nice ruby coloured porter,sweet but sour,with a creamy head,around 6% proof,somewhere between an ale and a stout
will keep you posted
cheers