I don't shop. When I've tried, I tend to come home with neon chamo overalls, a sequined unitard, porcupine quill jacket (with detachable hood featuring the porcupine's head), winged boots, and a t-shirt with a large arrow pointing up and the words, "I'm with Stupid".
In the end, I have to go back to the store and return everything. The Customer Service person usually starts to ask why I'm returning these items, takes a better look at them, and then decides the answer is obvious.