I apologize for drifting away from the unfunny repertation I have so adimintly strived to maintain. Too much coffee and becan is what my Doctor tells me. I blame my kids due to the stress of knowing they"ll choose which old folks home I Am going to...... soon.......i can tell

I don't know that I'll be able to afford one of those fancy, heavy duty refrigerator boxes for my retirement home. I expect I'll settle for being wrapped up in plastic shopping bags instead. Being left next to the highway would be nice, compared to being dumped in the middle of it.

Yeah. I know that's overly optimistic.

The kids were looking into the possibility of dumping me in a landfill, but they were concerned about the environmental impact.

No one is going to put me anywhere--no kids.  
 
It doesn't matter where your kids put you--as long as you have an internet connection so you can apologize here in the CH.  

Old55
No one is going to put me anywhere--no kids.  

Touch one and they'll put you somewhere (unless you're a priest or a senator anyway)!

craigb

Old55
No one is going to put me anywhere--no kids.  

Touch one and they'll put you somewhere (unless you're a priest or a senator anyway)!

I like monkeys.