And on the subject of rewards... Pistolpete is feeding the ducks when he suddenly slips on the bank and falls into the river.
Three boys see the accident and without a second thought, they jump into the water and drag out the soaking wet moron.
"Boys, you have saved my life and each deserve a reward" said Pete, "You name it and I'll give it to you."
The first boy says, "I'd like a holiday to Disneyland please."
Pete says, "Certainly."
The second boy says, "I'd like a smart phone with built-in mp3 player please."
"No problem" replies Pete.
"And I'd like a wheelchair please" says the third boy.
"But you're not handicapped!" Pete replied.
"Not yet," explained the lad, "but I will be when my dad finds out I saved you from drowning"