sharke
So if you wear contact lenses, is that practicing "safe eyeball licking"? 

Nothing is safe! Nothing! You just don't lick them off! It wasn't my contacts! You asked me, I didn't ask you! And I did what I had to do to win! But somebody wouldn't let us win! And I come back to the world and I see all those eyeball lickers at the airport, licking me, spitting. Calling me baby and all kinds of crap! Who are they to lick my eyeball? Who are they? Unless they've been me and been there and know what the hell they're licking about!