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Here we do check for Facebook data as well. Sometimes I'm surprised by what we fall over but...megh...not so much anymore...

Job Title: 
Crash Test Dummy 

Description: 
Lets face it, a dummy is not real --- we need real, we need YOU! 

Bonus:
Health Insurance and all the Becan you can eat!!  

craigb
1 point for honesty
0 points for being hireable

I once went for a job interview.
 
The guy asked " what do you think is your biggest fault?"
" I'm too honest " I replied.
He said " I don't see honesty as a fault."
I said " Well, I don't give a rats arse what you think"
 
I didn't get the job. Can't win.

paulo

craigb
1 point for honesty
0 points for being hireable

I once went for a job interview.
 
The guy asked " what do you think is your biggest fault?"
" I'm too honest " I replied.
He said " I don't see honesty as a fault."
I said " Well, I don't give a rats arse what you think"
 
I didn't get the job. Can't win.

Come on Sharke, ol pal.  Give my boy another chance will ya???  He's eatin us outta house and home!!

Years ago I had a guy put this for the reason he left his previous job:
"Fell in love, fell out of love, couldn't sleep or eat"
 
Another guy, who was a little scruffy and applying for a mechanic position.
 
Current employment: Bin doin sum ruffen and sidden.
 
 
Hired the first guy. Second guy....not so much.
 
Randy

yorolpal
Come on Sharke, ol pal.  Give my boy another chance will ya???  He's eatin us outta house and home!!

Have you tried stomach stapling? I believe you can get a decent quality stapler for less than $10. 

My wife and I went out to dinner the other night with some friends. Olive Garden. Our friends knew the clean cut young man who was our server. Jeff made the comment that the young man was "looking sharp".
 
At this, the server says..... Thank you....Yes Sir, I could either express myself, or, I could get a job and make money. 
 
I think this young man "gets it".
 
I didn't see what he looked like before, but he was looking the part for success.

I remember a man called me and offered me a job and I said "no thanks" but agreed to come down and talk with them when he promised me I could work as little as I wanted, since I wouldn't actually have a job at all the week after and planned to pay my rent with my Master Card.
 
So I sit there, drinking the worst coffe I have ever tasted, talking to the boss and two others about my plans to quit that particular business because I hated the product, the type of work and never ever would put any heart into it!
 
So now, after five years there, I'm starting to wonder what the heck went wrong!!!