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2013/05/24 03:18:35
Linear Phase
Dear Ms. Oswald-Cooper-Bradly-Haper

Now that you've been divorced, for the fourth time, for four months, I implore you to quit marrying dudes with funny names.  That is all.
Sincerely,

Fredrick R. Arly
Chief Administrative Assistant
Association of Assisting People Who Would Like Assistance
2013/05/24 03:20:39
Karyn
She should never have left Elton.
2013/05/24 14:30:15
quantumeffect
Don't know who she is ... but she has to be pretty old if she has been married to Isaac, Lee Harvey, Jackie and Omar.
2013/05/24 14:50:04
Mesh
Apparently, she's been staying alive by being married to these grease monkey's.
2013/05/24 15:07:34
batsbrew
what in the world are you guys talking about?
2013/05/24 18:01:30
craigb
batsbrew


what in the world are you guys talking about?


If you were a middle-aged, single, bon-bon eating female with cats, you'd understand. 
2013/05/24 18:53:48
Karyn
"Zaaaaaa   naa doooooo..."

da da da daaaaa da










Sorry,  I don't know what came over me.


2013/05/24 18:59:35
SteveStrummerUK

As the actress said to the bishop.
2013/05/24 19:03:40
Karyn
I don't know what you mean Steve.....        
2013/05/24 19:36:37
quantumeffect
Wow ... now we are referencing Coleridge.

This thread is deep.
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