Ohhh boy ... yeah! Fun time!
Favorite Opera Conductor -- Leinsdorff
Craziest Opera Conductor -- Bernstein (West Side Story of course -- but his Stravinsky and Tchaikovsky's are magnificent!)
Best Opera Conductor -- Karajhan of course (Fellini joke, btw!)
Favorite Opera House - Beiruth ... but not for those Wagnerian pastiches! Only those far out sets and lighting!
Conventional Conductor -- Peter Mark and "his" Virginia Opera House
Best (Male) Earwax Driller -- Pavarotti
Best (Female) Earwax Driller -- Maria Callas
Best Soprano -- Renata Tebaldi
Best Voice Fight in Opera -- Renata Tebaldi and Birgit Nilsson
Best film of an opera -- None
Best Opera Story ever filmed -- Carlos Saura's Carmen -- with dancing instead of singing, and sort of the old dance and here comes the new dance!
Favorite Composer with not so great opera - Bernard Herrman -- his "Wuthering Heights" forgot all the great stuff he had done for Sci-Fi films and Hitchcock!
Over Rated, but Interesting Opera -- Mary Queen of Scots by Mrs. Peter Mark
Best Film Lesson that Opera never got -- "Carmilla" by the ETC La Mamma Group had an awesome version of this play and it had a film in the background of the couch ... just that! And it was breath taking and shows how gutless opera is and has become! And how much better it could get!
That should do for a while!