His name was Gus, Gus Green. Baddest cladode this side of the Western Stir-fry. Unfortunate victim of a drive-by shooting by the Brocolli Gang in 1989. RIP Gus.

Maynard
and my first broccoli was Vivian....but don't ask me about eggplant as that is a dark chapter.

Mine was called Stinky. I was so fond of him I refused to eat the little fellow.

I never had an Asparagus. I've only had women.

That or Ed
THis one is better than the original asparagus thread

Look for the punchline thread too.

Mine was called Sundance.

I named him after a famous Wild West gunfighter who later turned vegetarian pacifist. He was often called 'Sparagus because he'd always keep some handy in his old gun holster.

Allegedly the Durango Daily once reported his behaviour in town with the headline, "Asparagus shoots from the hip".



Shall I get my hat?

WTF?! I leave for 2 days and you guys start talking about asparagus?! Well, that's it - I guess I need to stop by more often and slap some sense into you guys.

'Sparagus.

ORIGINAL: Jonbouy

'Sparagus.

No .................. I'm Sparagus

Sorry Kirk....but why the bunghole on your chin?