Are you sure it's Death Metal?
There are so many silly sub genres these days it's ridiculous.
When I was a little greaser we didn't play these anal genre games.
There was hair metal and thrash metal.
And that's how we liked it dargummit! *pounds desk*
Anyway... I was just perusing the oatmeal and realized I am almost out of hot sauce...
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/sriracha I love hot sauce... even if it hates me.