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Bapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day. (p.334)
2012/06/14 11:57:10
SteveStrummerUK
LIDL. Consider giving away a free nail brush with your cheapest one-ply toilet roll.
Create instant designer stubble by sucking a magnet and dipping your chin into a bowl of iron filings.
2012/06/14 11:59:31
SteveStrummerUK
Old ladies. A dab of silver model aircraft paint transforms repulsive facial warts into fashionable piercings.
2012/06/14 12:00:32
SteveStrummerUK
My favourite...
Find out how many of your cat's lives are remaining by hitting it repeatedly with a mallet. The number of strokes required to bring about its demise will correspond with the number of lives that remained.
2012/06/14 12:12:12
daryl1968
2012/06/14 12:13:31
daryl1968
2012/06/14 12:36:31
SteveStrummerUK
I used to subscribe to
Viz
...
Does that say something about my level of maturity
2012/06/14 12:52:51
jamesg1213
LIDL. Consider giving away a free nail brush with your cheapest one-ply toilet roll.
LSHLTRCOMN!
2012/06/14 13:30:51
SteveStrummerUK
I love the VIZ ads...
2012/06/14 15:47:51
Ham N Egz
Carol, the Mathematician,got cleavage!!!!
2012/06/14 16:26:21
Old55
Coup d'etat! There's a new sherriff in this fred! The king is dead--long live the king.
Sir Strummy's taken over and made this fred Crap Jokes 2. Well played, Sir.
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