On the Pope's last visit to the UK, His Holiness is cruising through the streets in his Popemobile when he suddenly sees a small boy jumping up and down and waving frantically at the side of the road.
"Driver!" says the Pope. "Let us stop and see what the young boy wants."
The Popemobile stops and the Pope winds down the window.
"Well, my son. What can I do for you?"
"Cool," says the boy, "I'll have a large cone with three scoops - chocolate, vanilla and strawberry."