UbiquitousBubba
I can understand your confusion. It probably stems from inhaling an excessive amount of horsepucky. Horses play football, but they don't go on and on about it in a vain attempt to impress the mares.
I should probably also point out that in my youth I inhaled the distinctive aroma of horse, cow, goat, pig, and chicken "by products" on a daily basis. I have been known to sink up to my knees, struggling to maintain a toe grip on my boots (when I had boots). We didn't have any monkeys, so I had to do my own flinging. My judgement may be impaired.
That certainly puts it in perspective. These are the kinds of jobs that qualifies one to be data analyst's, IT Mgr's, Bean counters, etc....