6 hours ago
 
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you guys act like you sleep or summin

Life is like a day full of meetings.  Spending hour after hour after hour under dull yellow fluorescent lights, surrounded by whiteboards covered in wishful thinking, accepting the blame for absolutely everything in the universe, gazing wistfully at a stapler and considering all the ways it could end your suffering, and, finally, enduring the terrified screaming when you start tossing jellyfish around the room.
 
Sigh.
 
I have a lot of meetings today and I'm all out of jellyfish.

I can sympathize, Bubba.  I once had the opportunity for a promotion to a job like that.  I stayed put because I could hardly stand the one-or-two meetings a week I had back then.  

musicman100
6 hours ago
 
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you guys act like you sleep or summin

Sleep happens every once in a while.  

Nice avatar, Bubba.  Is that an Ewok? 

I'm not sure, but I'm beginning to suspect that some people can tell I'm wearing a toupee.

UbiquitousBubba
I'm not sure, but I'm beginning to suspect that some people can tell I'm wearing a toupee.

It took me a little while to notice that it had a face.  It's still a little early in the morning here.  

Somehow, I had a feeling that buying a toupee from an old Gypsy woman at one of those Salon and Taxidermy shops was a bad idea.

UbiquitousBubba
Somehow, I had a feeling that buying a toupee from an old Gypsy woman at one of those Salon and Taxidermy shops was a bad idea.

well as luck would have it...
Bubbas offline at the moment and I cannot see his exciting new avatar
 
I am so dissapointed