But he did break a string.  I was playin bass, he was showing off doing a good job of the lead and made it all the way to near the end where there's a bend up on 24th fret...  except my tele doesn't have 24 frets and the string just couldn't take it...
 
The look of horror on his face was classic, I just said Why have you stopped? There's still 5 left..
 
 
Oh how we larffed.                       Yeah right...

nobody knows
 
 
 
the tribbles ive seen\
 

Karyn
This weak I'm going to be feeling miserable.
 
My daughters boyfriend is only 16 but is already way way betterer on guitar than I'll ever be    (wanker)

so the first time he came to the house  and he introduced himself, did you introduce him to your little friend?
 
and tell him "boy I am watching you "

musicman100
"boy I am watching you "

You get arrested for that now...

The threat has to be somewhat vague and disturbing.  Suggestions of body parts in kitchen disposals, chemicals used to break down human tissue, and woodchipper incidents are a good start.  Combine those with a deep, penetrating stare and a smile that suggests that there is not enough medication in the world to cure whatever is wrong with you, and he'll begin to get the right idea.  
 
Pulling out a vegetable peeler, eyeing him thoughtfully, and asking, "If you were to skin a person, where would you start?" can be a great conversation starter.  
 
Hope that helps.

I have a favourite potato peeler.  Is that wrong?

It's important to keep it sharp.  You wouldn't want to spoil the hide.

you lean over to the kid and say boy I have no qualms about going back to jail

My litle girl is 16. She's at that age where she's in her room listening to her stereo, online with her friends, and boys are starting to call. Oh, my God. We had a kid call the house at 2 in the morning. I lost it. First off, I'm sound asleep in la-la land with Shania Twain in the mountains somewhere. I hear a phone ring and I'm like, "Who's got a phone in the mountains?" So when I realized it's my phone, I'm already ticked off. I went, "Hello!" And this little voice goes, "Is Emily there?" And I go, "Dude, if you have a brain in your skull you will hang up this phone up right now!" And my wife goes, "Bill, you gotta be nice." I said, "No, ma'am, nice stops at midnight." She said, "What will you do when these little boys come over?" I said, "I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I'm gonna pull the young man in tight next to me so only he and I can hear the conversation. I'm gonna whisper in his ear. I'm gonna say, "Boy, look at me. You see that little girl there? That's my only little girl. She's my life. So if you have any thought about hugging or kissing, you remember these words: I got no problem going back to prison.""

- Bill Engvall


 

The problem is, there are too many young men who will whisper back, "...Neither do I..."