Karyn

musicman100
"boy I am watching you "

You get arrested for that now...

It should be very easy for you, of all people, get your point across.  Just show him all of you shooting trophies and tell him "my gun can be used for stuff other than target shooting, you know."  That should show him that you mean business and compensate for his guitar work at the same time.  Then you'll feel better.  
 
 

UbiquitousBubba
The problem is, there are too many young men who will whisper back, "...Neither do I..."

So, there's a possiblity of them being cell mates?
 
(On a seperate not, of course you just don't want to be stuck in a cell with a guy named Bubba.........(not talking about you UB), but ewe gnu, the other Juan ).  

This morning I've decided that all sentences will be at a discount until at least

I'm thinking today will be a perfect time to finally

A wealthy guy told me that all you need to do to make a million dollars is

I couldn't believe the racket it made when

Some of you won't believe this but

Million Dollars?

craigb
Some of you won't believe this but

You're right.  I don't believe you.  

Mock all you want, but today I'm going to