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2012/07/23 20:27:14 (permalink)

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    Re:phlebotomy 2012/07/23 20:53:08 (permalink)
    I'd rather have a bottle in front of me...
    Then a frontal lobotomy...


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    Re:phlebotomy 2012/07/23 21:02:33 (permalink)
    Or a rectal phlebotomy

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    Re:phlebotomy 2012/07/23 21:10:16 (permalink)
    Now that would be a bloody pain in the arse!  

    Should auld acquaintance be forgot--hey, who the hell are you guys?  
     
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    Re:phlebotomy 2012/07/23 22:13:33 (permalink)
    In everything you do...give 100%.....

    except when donating blood. 

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    Re:phlebotomy 2012/07/23 22:39:59 (permalink)
    Oops...


     
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    Re:phlebotomy 2012/07/24 06:31:47 (permalink)
    The Phlebotomist was most excellent it was mostly painless.  The fur removal hurt the most.

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    Re:phlebotomy 2012/07/24 06:37:45 (permalink)
    You don't have to wear a phle collar do you?

     
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    Re:phlebotomy 2012/07/24 06:39:24 (permalink)
    As part of my diabetic care, I'm required to have blood taken twice a year for analysis (Mr Jones, your blood should NOT have a head on it )

    Last time, the nurse doing the deed couldn't find a vein and bruised me considerably. She tried 3 times and even then only managed to fill half of one vial (they normally insist on taking 2 full ones)



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    Re:phlebotomy 2012/07/24 07:09:09 (permalink)
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    As part of my diabetic care, I'm required to have blood taken twice a year for analysis (Mr Jones, your blood should NOT have a head on it )

    Last time, the nurse doing the deed couldn't find a vein and bruised me considerably. She tried 3 times and even then only managed to fill half of one vial (they normally insist on taking 2 full ones)

     
    The last time I saw the diabetes nurse, she helped herself to about 7.8372 pints* of my blood.
     
    As always, I asked her if she was a vampire, and then if it would be just a 'little prick'.
     
    Oh how she laughed...
     
    "I've never heard either of those before fatty" she said.
     
    But I know she was lying.
     
    I'd used them both on my previous visit.
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
    * Well, I am a man, and that's what it felt like.
     
     
     

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    Re:phlebotomy 2012/07/24 08:18:14 (permalink)
    Last time I had blood drawn, the nurse, a friend of mine, is actually pretty good with the needle.... fairly painless. 

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    Re:phlebotomy 2012/07/24 09:02:14 (permalink)
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    As part of my diabetic care, I'm required to have blood taken twice a year for analysis (Mr Jones, your blood should NOT have a head on it )

    Last time, the nurse doing the deed couldn't find a vein and bruised me considerably. She tried 3 times and even then only managed to fill half of one vial (they normally insist on taking 2 full ones)

    My wife also doesn't like going for lab work as her veins are barely visible, but she does ask the phlebotomist to use a "butterfly needle" which I think is what they use on children and that has worked out quite well.
    Never leave it upto that dingbat phelobotomist to decide what's good for you. 

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    Re:phlebotomy 2012/07/24 10:20:54 (permalink)
    she helped herself to about 7.8372 pints* of my blood

     
    Just a little drop then

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    Re:phlebotomy 2012/07/24 10:41:22 (permalink)
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    Last time I had blood drawn, the nurse, a friend of mine, is actually pretty good with the needle.... fairly painless. 

      You are probably one of those guys with veins that you can actually see. I am more like Bristol Jonesey my veins are buried deep under muscle. It took three nurses the last time to find a vein and the best nurse they had still had a tough time finding a vein.
     
     I look at it this way. If we were both in a sword fight and we both got nicked I know which one would bleed to death first. I feel kinda blessed.;)
     
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    Re:phlebotomy 2012/07/24 10:43:42 (permalink)
    So what color is Wookiee blood anyway?
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    Re:phlebotomy 2012/07/24 10:45:32 (permalink)
    When I show Bapu my prices he always asks if I'd like his blood too.

    Proof positive that Bapsi is strange.

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    Re:phlebotomy 2012/07/24 10:55:28 (permalink)
    Bristol_Jonesey

    Last time, the nurse doing the deed couldn't find a vein and bruised me considerably. 
    That just happened to The Lovely Lady too. I'll not stand next to her in public for a while for fear the authorities will detain me for domestic abuse.
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    Re:phlebotomy 2012/07/24 11:00:51 (permalink)
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    Bristol_Jonesey

    Last time, the nurse doing the deed couldn't find a vein and bruised me considerably. 
    That just happened to The Lovely Lady too. I'll not stand next to her in public for a while for fear the authorities will detain me for domestic abuse.


    Relax Ed, giving a partner good cause to want to punch you isn't a criminal offence.

    Don't ask me how I know.

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    Re:phlebotomy 2012/07/24 11:06:52 (permalink)
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    Bristol_Jonesey


    As part of my diabetic care, I'm required to have blood taken twice a year for analysis (Mr Jones, your blood should NOT have a head on it )

    Last time, the nurse doing the deed couldn't find a vein and bruised me considerably. She tried 3 times and even then only managed to fill half of one vial (they normally insist on taking 2 full ones)

     
    The last time I saw the diabetes nurse, she helped herself to about 7.8372 pints* of my blood.
     
    As always, I asked her if she was a vampire, and then if it would be just a 'little prick'.
     
    Oh how she laughed...
     
    "I've never heard either of those before fatty" she said.
     
    But I know she was lying.
     
    I'd used them both on my previous visit.
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
    * Well, I am a man, and that's what it felt like.
     
     
     


    Did she give you a complimentary chortle then?

     
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    Re:phlebotomy 2012/07/24 11:54:48 (permalink)
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    Bristol_Jonesey


    As part of my diabetic care, I'm required to have blood taken twice a year for analysis (Mr Jones, your blood should NOT have a head on it )

    Last time, the nurse doing the deed couldn't find a vein and bruised me considerably. She tried 3 times and even then only managed to fill half of one vial (they normally insist on taking 2 full ones)

     
    The last time I saw the diabetes nurse, she helped herself to about 7.8372 pints* of my blood.
     
    As always, I asked her if she was a vampire, and then if it would be just a 'little prick'.
     
    Oh how she laughed...
     
    "I've never heard either of those before fatty" she said.
     
    But I know she was lying.
     
    I'd used them both on my previous visit.
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
    * Well, I am a man, and that's what it felt like.
     
     
     


    Did she give you a complimentary chortle then?

     
     
    Craig, there was no chortling.


    In fact, I'm sure I saw her change her small hypodermic needle for an absolutely huge one.
     
     
    And I didn't even get a wowwy-pop
     
     

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    Re:phlebotomy 2012/07/24 12:05:41 (permalink)
    Starise:  Finding veins through the fur is a little difficult hence the need to remove it.  Personally I prefer rendering limb from limb swords are messy.

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    Re:phlebotomy 2012/07/24 12:07:22 (permalink)
    CJ was a phlebotomist until he quit his job to be a Master Mastering Engineer.

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    Re:phlebotomy 2012/07/24 12:10:04 (permalink)
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    CJ was a phlebotomist Lab tech until he quit his job to be a Master Mastering Engineer.



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    CJ was a phlebotomist until he quit his job to be a Master Mastering Engineer.


    Mastering Engineer is easier to spell.

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    Re:phlebotomy 2012/07/24 12:22:06 (permalink)
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    CJ was a phlebotomist until he quit his job to be a Master Mastering Engineer.


    Mastering Engineer is easier to spell.


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    Re:phlebotomy 2012/07/24 12:45:58 (permalink)
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    CJ was a phlebotomist until he quit his job to be a Master Mastering Engineer.

    I thought he quit to be a baiter?
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    Re:phlebotomy 2012/07/24 12:46:59 (permalink)
    And now you're saying he's a mastering baiter?
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    Re:phlebotomy 2012/07/24 12:47:31 (permalink)
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    Beagle


    CJ was a phlebotomist until he quit his job to be a Master Mastering Engineer.

    I thought he quit to be a baiter?


    no, I think his wife was of legal age. 

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    Re:phlebotomy 2012/07/24 12:51:27 (permalink)
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    bapu


    Beagle


    CJ was a phlebotomist until he quit his job to be a Master Mastering Engineer.

    I thought he quit to be a baiter?


    no, I think his wife was of legal age. 





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    Re:phlebotomy 2012/07/24 15:27:02 (permalink)
    Bleed out the thread that is.

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