﻿<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>I WAS ATTACKED BY A BANK TELLER!</title><link>http://forum.cakewalk.com/rss-m1949022.ashx</link><description /><copyright>(c) Cakewalk Forums</copyright><ttl>30</ttl><item><title>Re:I WAS ATTACKED BY A BANK TELLER! (SteveStrummerUK)</title><description> &lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;i&gt;bapu&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br&gt;     &lt;br&gt;     &lt;br&gt;     &lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;i&gt;SteveStrummerUK&lt;/i&gt; &lt;br&gt;     &lt;br&gt;     &lt;br&gt;     &lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;i&gt;35mm&lt;/i&gt; &lt;br&gt;     &lt;br&gt;     &lt;br&gt;     This thread is disgusting. &lt;br&gt;     &lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br&gt;     &lt;br&gt;     I disagree, Cake should make it a sticky. &lt;br&gt;     &lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br&gt;     Freakin' hillarious Strams. &lt;br&gt;     &lt;/blockquote&gt;     &lt;br&gt;     &amp;nbsp;&lt;br&gt;     Why thank you kind sir &lt;img src="http://forum.cakewalk.com/upfiles/smiley/s2.gif" alt="" data-smiley="&lt;img src="http://forum.cakewalk.com/upfiles/smiley/s2.gif" alt="" data-smiley="[:D]" /&gt;" /&gt;&lt;br&gt;     &amp;nbsp;&lt;br&gt;     &amp;nbsp;&lt;br&gt;     I never thought it was coming &lt;img src="http://forum.cakewalk.com/upfiles/smiley/s8.gif" alt="" data-smiley="&lt;img src="http://forum.cakewalk.com/upfiles/smiley/s8.gif" alt="" data-smiley="[:'(]" /&gt;" /&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description><link>http://forum.cakewalk.com/rss-m1949022.ashxFindPost/1950663</link><pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 19:14:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Re:I WAS ATTACKED BY A BANK TELLER! (bapu)</title><description> &lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;i&gt;SteveStrummerUK&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt; &lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;i&gt;35mm&lt;/i&gt; &lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt; This thread is disgusting.  &lt;br&gt; &lt;/blockquote&gt; &lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt; I disagree, Cake should make it a sticky. &lt;br&gt; &lt;/blockquote&gt; &lt;br&gt; Freakin' hillarious Strams.   &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt;</description><link>http://forum.cakewalk.com/rss-m1949022.ashxFindPost/1950650</link><pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 19:07:07 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Re:I WAS ATTACKED BY A BANK TELLER! (bayoubill)</title><description> Today will be a slow day for me and work,as it turns out, so I'm making banana and pineapple pancakes for breakfast, then going for a walk. Maybe I'll be inspired to play my guitar this weekend. The future holds promise!&lt;br&gt;</description><link>http://forum.cakewalk.com/rss-m1949022.ashxFindPost/1950302</link><pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 11:33:07 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Re:I WAS ATTACKED BY A BANK TELLER! (bayoubill)</title><description> I feel I have broken the cardinal rule " Never kiss and tell". I have also contributed to the delinquency and corruption of this forum and it's members. I am guilt ridden. I hang my head in shame.&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt; Please disregard this thread.&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt; Back to work!&lt;br&gt;</description><link>http://forum.cakewalk.com/rss-m1949022.ashxFindPost/1950283</link><pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 11:12:14 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Re:I WAS ATTACKED BY A BANK TELLER! (bapu)</title><description> I thought this thread had been sucked dry.  &lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt;But Mark got it up again.&lt;br&gt;  &lt;br&gt; Bravo.&lt;br&gt;  &lt;br&gt;</description><link>http://forum.cakewalk.com/rss-m1949022.ashxFindPost/1950256</link><pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 10:26:20 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Re:I WAS ATTACKED BY A BANK TELLER! (marcos69)</title><description> I apologize for my earlier conduct.&amp;nbsp; I've never gone down on a thread like that before.&amp;nbsp; I hope we can still be friends though.&amp;nbsp; I'll call you.&lt;br&gt;</description><link>http://forum.cakewalk.com/rss-m1949022.ashxFindPost/1950232</link><pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 09:29:10 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Re:I WAS ATTACKED BY A BANK TELLER! (Brett)</title><description> &lt;br&gt; Did you show her your barre?&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt;</description><link>http://forum.cakewalk.com/rss-m1949022.ashxFindPost/1950149</link><pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 05:06:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Re:I WAS ATTACKED BY A BANK TELLER! (spacey)</title><description> &lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;i&gt;spacey&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br&gt;     &lt;br&gt;     &lt;br&gt;     Bill was she a teller....too? &lt;br&gt;     &lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br&gt;     &lt;br&gt;     it's not funny now...I see it in the subject but I'd just read your post....and that was the funniest thing I could think of...well I'm gone, lickity-split...</description><link>http://forum.cakewalk.com/rss-m1949022.ashxFindPost/1949559</link><pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 12:53:17 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Re:I WAS ATTACKED BY A BANK TELLER! (spacey)</title><description> Bill was she a teller....too?</description><link>http://forum.cakewalk.com/rss-m1949022.ashxFindPost/1949557</link><pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 12:48:55 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Re:I WAS ATTACKED BY A BANK TELLER! (bayoubill)</title><description> This thread is sticky enough as it is. &lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt; &lt;b&gt;&lt;font size="4"&gt;BACK TO WORK!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description><link>http://forum.cakewalk.com/rss-m1949022.ashxFindPost/1949551</link><pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 12:38:20 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Re:I WAS ATTACKED BY A BANK TELLER! (bapu)</title><description> &lt;blockquote class="quote"&gt;&lt;span class="original"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;and the situation is in hand.&lt;/blockquote&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt; In my case the situation is &lt;b&gt;well&lt;/b&gt; in hand.&lt;img src="http://forum.cakewalk.com/upfiles/smiley/s4.gif" alt="" data-smiley="&lt;img src="http://forum.cakewalk.com/upfiles/smiley/s4.gif" alt="" data-smiley="[;)]" /&gt;" /&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description><link>http://forum.cakewalk.com/rss-m1949022.ashxFindPost/1949526</link><pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 12:22:46 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Re:I WAS ATTACKED BY A BANK TELLER! (35mm)</title><description> &lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;i&gt;SteveStrummerUK&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br&gt;     &lt;br&gt;     &lt;br&gt;     &lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;i&gt;35mm&lt;/i&gt; &lt;br&gt;     &lt;br&gt;     &lt;br&gt;     This thread is disgusting. &lt;br&gt;     &lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br&gt;     &lt;br&gt;     I disagree, Cake should make it a sticky. &lt;br&gt;     &lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br&gt;     &lt;br&gt;     Are you serious? What's come over you? According to CakeW**k, this thread has now reached a climax, and the situation is in hand.</description><link>http://forum.cakewalk.com/rss-m1949022.ashxFindPost/1949521</link><pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 12:16:46 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Re:I WAS ATTACKED BY A BANK TELLER! (SteveStrummerUK)</title><description> &lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;i&gt;35mm&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br&gt;     &lt;br&gt;     &lt;br&gt;     This thread is disgusting. &lt;br&gt;     &lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br&gt;     &lt;br&gt;     I disagree, Cake should make it a sticky.</description><link>http://forum.cakewalk.com/rss-m1949022.ashxFindPost/1949504</link><pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 11:49:41 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Re:I WAS ATTACKED BY A BANK TELLER! (35mm)</title><description> This thread is disgusting. Come on guys. I am very suprised to see&amp;nbsp;so many&amp;nbsp;upstanding&amp;nbsp; members, spouting off&amp;nbsp;so much&amp;nbsp;dribble!</description><link>http://forum.cakewalk.com/rss-m1949022.ashxFindPost/1949502</link><pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 11:46:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Re:I WAS ATTACKED BY A BANK TELLER! (bapu)</title><description> Yeah Russell,&lt;br&gt;  &lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt;It's hard on some of the boys when confronted with the all the huge posts here.&lt;br&gt;</description><link>http://forum.cakewalk.com/rss-m1949022.ashxFindPost/1949488</link><pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 11:32:32 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Re:I WAS ATTACKED BY A BANK TELLER! (Russell.Whaley)</title><description> All I know is, there is a vas deferens between some members of this forum.</description><link>http://forum.cakewalk.com/rss-m1949022.ashxFindPost/1949483</link><pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 11:25:07 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Re:I WAS ATTACKED BY A BANK TELLER! (Jonbouy)</title><description> &lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;i&gt;bayoubill&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt; I must apologize to the CH forum for this thread. I didn't know such hard feelings and poking and probing would ensue with all the tongue and cheeks insights and past intrusions into the memories of the loin. &lt;img src="http://forum.cakewalk.com/upfiles/smiley/s13.gif" alt="" data-smiley="&lt;img src="http://forum.cakewalk.com/upfiles/smiley/s13.gif" alt="" data-smiley="[8|]" /&gt;" /&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt; &lt;/blockquote&gt; &lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt; No worries Bill I got you covered as for the rest I must admit I don't know what came over them.&lt;br&gt;</description><link>http://forum.cakewalk.com/rss-m1949022.ashxFindPost/1949464</link><pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 10:37:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Re:I WAS ATTACKED BY A BANK TELLER! (bayoubill)</title><description> I must apologize to the CH forum for this thread. I didn't know such hard feelings and poking and probing would ensue with all the tongue and cheeks insights and past intrusions into the memories of the loin. &lt;img src="http://forum.cakewalk.com/upfiles/smiley/s13.gif" alt="" data-smiley="&lt;img src="http://forum.cakewalk.com/upfiles/smiley/s13.gif" alt="" data-smiley="[8|]" /&gt;" /&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;</description><link>http://forum.cakewalk.com/rss-m1949022.ashxFindPost/1949449</link><pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 10:08:29 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Re:I WAS ATTACKED BY A BANK TELLER! (Ham N Egz)</title><description> Do the words Double Entendre mean anything to you guys???&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt; ps i busted a 3/4 x 5 NC nut laughing &lt;br&gt;</description><link>http://forum.cakewalk.com/rss-m1949022.ashxFindPost/1949424</link><pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 09:11:10 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Re:I WAS ATTACKED BY A BANK TELLER! (Mooch4056)</title><description> &lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;i&gt;bayoubill&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt; I'm so glad I sang her a love song instead of my usual "I'm just a lumberjack and I'm OK!" &lt;br&gt; &lt;/blockquote&gt; &lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt; HEY! &lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt; That Lumber Jack song has worked with some of the ladies I've been on dates with -- dont knock it &lt;br&gt;</description><link>http://forum.cakewalk.com/rss-m1949022.ashxFindPost/1949262</link><pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 00:40:55 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Re:I WAS ATTACKED BY A BANK TELLER! (Old55)</title><description> Well, that's much better than being attacked by Penn &amp;amp; Teller.&amp;nbsp; &lt;img src="http://forum.cakewalk.com/upfiles/smiley/s2.gif" alt="" data-smiley="&lt;img src="http://forum.cakewalk.com/upfiles/smiley/s2.gif" alt="" data-smiley="[:D]" /&gt;" /&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description><link>http://forum.cakewalk.com/rss-m1949022.ashxFindPost/1949236</link><pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 23:14:41 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Re:I WAS ATTACKED BY A BANK TELLER! (ChuckC)</title><description> yeah I think I'm gonna hit the sack&lt;img src="http://forum.cakewalk.com/upfiles/smiley/s6.gif" alt="" data-smiley="&lt;img src="http://forum.cakewalk.com/upfiles/smiley/s6.gif" alt="" data-smiley="[:@]" /&gt;" /&gt;</description><link>http://forum.cakewalk.com/rss-m1949022.ashxFindPost/1949226</link><pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 22:59:01 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Re:I WAS ATTACKED BY A BANK TELLER! (bapu)</title><description> &lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;i&gt;marcos69&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt; I agree, it's probably time to zip it up, unless Strummy has anything he wants to inject. &lt;br&gt; &lt;/blockquote&gt; &lt;br&gt; Nah, I think Strammy shot his wad already.   &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt;</description><link>http://forum.cakewalk.com/rss-m1949022.ashxFindPost/1949224</link><pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 22:54:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Re:I WAS ATTACKED BY A BANK TELLER! (marcos69)</title><description> I agree, it's probably time to zip it up, unless Strummy has anything he wants to inject.&lt;br&gt;</description><link>http://forum.cakewalk.com/rss-m1949022.ashxFindPost/1949221</link><pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 22:50:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Re:I WAS ATTACKED BY A BANK TELLER! (ChuckC)</title><description> Come to think of it....&lt;br&gt;     Women can be alot like recording gear....&lt;br&gt;     multiple I/O ports,&lt;br&gt;     the come with more frequency than men,&lt;br&gt;     like a bad set of monitors many have alot going on in the lower end &amp;amp; but not much up top, &lt;br&gt;     Some are only 2-bit but most have over a million whats (plus the where, when, why, &amp;amp; how)&lt;br&gt;     Some have big elaborate racks &amp;amp; have spent more time on a stage than any man.&lt;br&gt;     you&amp;nbsp; do have to watch you tone with em though.&lt;br&gt;     &lt;STRIKE&gt;You only get out what you put in&lt;/STRIKE&gt; / you only get in what they put out&lt;br&gt;     &lt;br&gt;     I am enjoying this open forum to set maturity aside....&lt;br&gt;     &lt;br&gt;</description><link>http://forum.cakewalk.com/rss-m1949022.ashxFindPost/1949220</link><pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 22:49:55 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Re:I WAS ATTACKED BY A BANK TELLER! (bapu)</title><description> Yeah, it's getting a little hairy the way it's being put out there like some monumental stroke of genius.  &lt;br&gt;</description><link>http://forum.cakewalk.com/rss-m1949022.ashxFindPost/1949201</link><pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 22:30:25 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Re:I WAS ATTACKED BY A BANK TELLER! (ChuckC)</title><description> Marcos That is F'ing hysterical!&amp;nbsp; I am literally crying from laughter.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; ahhh your such a nut!&lt;br&gt;     &lt;br&gt;     Let's &lt;i&gt;wrap up &lt;/i&gt;this little topic as it's &lt;i&gt;force kin &lt;/i&gt;me to get a little &lt;i&gt;testie&lt;/i&gt;.&amp;nbsp;</description><link>http://forum.cakewalk.com/rss-m1949022.ashxFindPost/1949199</link><pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 22:28:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Re:I WAS ATTACKED BY A BANK TELLER! (marcos69)</title><description> &lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;i&gt;bapu&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt; &lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;i&gt;marcos69&lt;/i&gt; &lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt; &lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;i&gt;SteveStrummerUK&lt;/i&gt;  &lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt; &lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;i&gt;marcos69&lt;/i&gt;   &lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt; No kidding.&amp;nbsp; We try to have a stimulating conversation and baps just comes up short.    &lt;br&gt; &lt;/blockquote&gt;     Yes, and you're right to be hard-on him Mark.   &lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt; If you ease up and go soft, he'll only end up shafting us.   &lt;br&gt; &lt;/blockquote&gt;   &lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt; No problem Strummy.&amp;nbsp; I'm glad I could rise to the occasion.&amp;nbsp; I find his whole position to be flacid and impotent.  &lt;br&gt; &lt;/blockquote&gt;  &lt;br&gt; You guys gonna keep it up all night?&lt;img src="http://forum.cakewalk.com/upfiles/smiley/s5.gif" alt="" data-smiley="&lt;img src="http://forum.cakewalk.com/upfiles/smiley/s5.gif" alt="" data-smiley="[&amp;amp;:]" /&gt;" /&gt; &lt;br&gt; &lt;/blockquote&gt; &lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt; Well, it is a hard topic to stay abreast of but I try to wrap my hands around it.&amp;nbsp; No point in mass-debating it or having it shoved down ones throat though, cunning linguist that you are.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;</description><link>http://forum.cakewalk.com/rss-m1949022.ashxFindPost/1949190</link><pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 22:19:09 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Re:I WAS ATTACKED BY A BANK TELLER! (ChuckC)</title><description> &lt;blockquote&gt;     &lt;i&gt;&lt;blockquote class="quote"&gt;&lt;span class="original"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;SteveStrummerUK&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br&gt;     &lt;br&gt;     &lt;br&gt;     &lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;i&gt;ChuckC&lt;/i&gt; &lt;br&gt;     &lt;br&gt;     &lt;br&gt;     Sometimes, if she's had a really good time you can see it on her face, I suppose that depends on what she ate. &lt;br&gt;     &lt;/blockquote&gt;     &amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;     Chuck, thanks for your pearls of wisdom. &lt;br&gt;     &amp;nbsp;&lt;br&gt;     &lt;/blockquote&gt;     Sorry, It was the best I could cum up with, even with all that time on my &lt;br&gt;     hand(s).&lt;br&gt;     &amp;nbsp;&lt;br&gt;     &lt;br&gt;     &amp;nbsp;&lt;br&gt;</description><link>http://forum.cakewalk.com/rss-m1949022.ashxFindPost/1949183</link><pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 22:12:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Re:I WAS ATTACKED BY A BANK TELLER! (bapu)</title><description> The phallicy of my ability not to stay firm is no small matter.</description><link>http://forum.cakewalk.com/rss-m1949022.ashxFindPost/1949178</link><pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 22:06:59 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>