SCorey
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[solved] - My blather spreader broke
I have a big session coming up, and my blather spreader just broke. I'm having a really hard time blathering on and on without it. Any suggestions?
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Re:My blather spreader broke
2012/04/11 17:29:23
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Oh you want some advice.
Press 3 on the elevator. That should get you to the "only serious replies" floor.
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SCorey
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Re:My blather spreader broke
2012/04/11 17:34:09
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Re:My blather spreader broke
2012/04/11 17:35:05
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 I got a blither spreader...
The space you have will always be exceeded in direct proportion to the amount of stuff you have...Thornton's Postulate. Bushpianos
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SCorey
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Re:My blather spreader broke
2012/04/11 17:36:21
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I got a blither spreader Keep your OSX to yourself.
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Re:My blather spreader broke
2012/04/11 17:36:30
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Re:My blather spreader broke
2012/04/11 17:38:02
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trimph1
I got a blither spreader...
I did a null test on blither and blather and it returned, A. I switched channels and the result was, I. Is this the expected result?
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SCorey
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Re:My blather spreader broke
2012/04/11 17:41:35
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Nope, you should've gotten æ. You must've done it wrong.
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Re:My blather spreader broke
2012/04/11 17:43:11
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I've been doing it wrong (according to someone) for quite some time.
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Re:My blather spreader broke
2012/04/11 18:51:27
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bapu
I've been doing it wrong (according to someone) for quite some time.
According or bagpiping?
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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Re:My blather spreader broke
2012/04/11 20:59:28
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SCorey
I have a big session coming up, and my blather spreader just broke. I'm having a really hard time blathering on and on without it. Any suggestions?
i've (or I'of) found that copious amounts of scotch helps with the blather spreading.
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Re:My blather spreader broke
2012/04/11 21:02:38
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I'of)
I'of seems to go with roight somehow. "Tha's like the wun I'of, roight?". See? (Warning, this post may contain blither and dribble.)
post edited by Jonbouy - 2012/04/11 21:04:25
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Re:My blather spreader broke
2012/04/11 21:03:50
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Jonbouy
I'of)
I'of seems to go with roight somehow.
"Tha's like the wun I'of, roight?". See?
Si
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Re:My blather spreader broke
2012/04/11 21:05:13
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bapu
Jonbouy
I'of)
I'of seems to go with roight somehow.
"Tha's like the wun I'of, roight?". See?
Si
Roider?
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Re:My blather spreader broke
2012/04/11 21:07:29
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Jonbouy
bapu
Jonbouy
I'of)
I'of seems to go with roight somehow.
"Tha's like the wun I'of, roight?". See?
Si
Roider?
Roight!!
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Re:My blather spreader broke
2012/04/11 21:07:52
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I have a big session coming up, and my blather spreader just broke. Have you tried jacking it up with a spline flanger and discombobulating it? A bit of a wild stab I know but it might work.
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Re:My blather spreader broke
2012/04/11 21:19:12
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☄ Helpful
I should of also mentioned to remove the gudgeon pin from the gust thruster in case you get an uncommanded torque reversal.
You were probably aware of that already but I'm just erring on the side of caution here.
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Re:My blather spreader broke
2012/04/11 21:31:14
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Jonbouy
I have a big session coming up, and my blather spreader just broke.
Have you tried jacking it up with a spline flanger and discombobulating it?
A bit of a wild stab I know but it might work.
Reminds me of this...
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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Re:My blather spreader broke
2012/04/11 21:45:43
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Jonbouy
I should of also mentioned to remove the gudgeon pin from the gust thruster in case you get an uncommanded torque reversal.
You were probably aware of that already but I'm just erring on the side of caution here.
Well done Jonbouy.
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Re:My blather spreader broke
2012/04/11 22:13:55
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"i've (or I'of) found that copious amounts of scotch helps with the blather spreading. "
That is decent advice but need amending. The originator of Blather magazine and one of the greatest writers of the English language preferred Jameson's. His name was Flann O'Brien.
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Re:My blather spreader broke
2012/04/12 10:39:16
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The gust thruster did it. Thanks bouy!
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Re:My blather spreader broke
2012/04/12 10:51:07
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So are we all ready for 7 more pages of OT blather even though SCorey's problem is solved?
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Re:My blather spreader broke
2012/04/12 11:08:54
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SCorey
The gust thruster did it. Thanks bouy!
Cool, I had a feeling you may have had to go the limpet valve stop route which may of course have ended in a terminal radial hardover and that would have meant....BANG, a whole new sub-assembly, with all the self-levelling granular ballast recalibration involved with that.
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Re:My blather spreader broke
2012/04/12 11:10:55
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Jonbouy
Cool, I had a feeling you may have had to go the limpet valve stop route which may of course have ended in a terminal radial hardover and that would have meant....BANG, a whole new sub-assembly, with all the self-levelling granular ballast recalibration involved with that. I remember when (years ago) you told me to do that and it turned out to be just plain wrong. I'll never forgive you for that. Unless one day I realize you were right all along.
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Re:My blather spreader broke
2012/04/12 11:31:02
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Jonbouy
Cool, I had a feeling you may have had to go the limpet valve stop route which may of course have ended in a terminal radial hardover and that would have meant....BANG, a whole new sub-assembly, with all the self-levelling granular ballast recalibration involved with that.
I remember when (years ago) you told me to do that and it turned out to be just plain wrong.
I'll never forgive you for that.
Unless one day I realize you were right all along.
(or was I?)....
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Re:My blather spreader broke
2012/04/12 11:33:06
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Jonbouy
bapu
Jonbouy
Cool, I had a feeling you may have had to go the limpet valve stop route which may of course have ended in a terminal radial hardover and that would have meant....BANG, a whole new sub-assembly, with all the self-levelling granular ballast recalibration involved with that.
I remember when (years ago) you told me to do that and it turned out to be just plain wrong.
I'll never forgive you for that.
Unless one day I realize you were right all along.
(or was I?)....
LIJH
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Re:My blather spreader broke
2012/04/12 11:34:23
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Grasshopper, when one is engaged in a tug of war does not he who lets go of the rope remain standing? What then is the fate of the opposing force? It's basic spline flanging physics.
post edited by Jonbouy - 2012/04/12 11:35:38
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Re:My blather spreader broke
2012/04/12 14:27:08
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Hang on. The blather's now spreading faster than I can assimilate it. Can inverting buffoonery cancel it out? I've given up on working with dribble. That was a dead end.
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Re:My blather spreader broke
2012/04/12 14:29:18
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SCorey
I've given up on working with dribble. That was a 32bit dead end.
Ja
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Re:My blather spreader broke
2012/04/12 15:09:45
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SCorey
Hang on. The blather's now spreading faster than I can assimilate it. Can inverting buffoonery cancel it out? I've given up on working with dribble. That was a dead end.
Putting dribble through a gust thruster was just asking for trouble. A veteran Owl Waxer once told me "Otter Lathing is the pinnacle of the demonstration of practical expertese, nobody who makes that grade would ever have used a gust thruster during the processing of dribble". And do you know? That guy was right, I now keep my blather right down the centre aisle, have done ever since. He instinctively knew what waxing an owl was all about. They don't make 'em like him no more.
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