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2010/02/17 18:47:38 (permalink)

I WAS ATTACKED BY A BANK TELLER!

This wonderful woman at the bank got me a job and over time We became friends so I asked her if she'd like to have dinner one night and she said yes so we went out to eat and had a great time then we came back to my place (flat) where I fixed her a drink and I played and sang her a song with my acoustic guitar then she attacked me!

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    Re:I WAS ATTACKED BY A BANK TELLER! 2010/02/17 18:51:30 (permalink)
    Where's the hook?

    How many chords?

    Is this a true story?

    Did you get out alive?

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    Re:I WAS ATTACKED BY A BANK TELLER! 2010/02/17 18:57:55 (permalink)
    I find that the attacks cease when I practice more.  Just thought you'd want to know.

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    Re:I WAS ATTACKED BY A BANK TELLER! 2010/02/17 19:00:22 (permalink)
    The words in the first line of the first verse was "I see paradise in your eyes". I made it through the 2nd verse then chorus but then it happened.  I've had a smile on my face ever since!

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    Re:I WAS ATTACKED BY A BANK TELLER! 2010/02/17 19:10:50 (permalink)
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    This wonderful woman at the bank got me a job and over time We became friends so I asked her if she'd like to have dinner one night and she said yes so we went out to eat and had a great time then we came back to my place (flat) where I fixed her a drink and I played and sang her a song with my acoustic guitar then she attacked me!

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    WOW.

    If that was me I'd have followed her around for years.

    That really is cutting out the foreplay, going straight for the domestic on the first date.  Impressive.

    Much more fun trying to win round somebody that attacks you on the first date than get on with them on the first date only to have them attack you five years down the line.

    Start as you mean to continue and all that.

    I'll bet you practice a bit more after that too.


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    Re:I WAS ATTACKED BY A BANK TELLER! 2010/02/17 20:16:29 (permalink)



    don't get any critters now -- be safe




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    Re:I WAS ATTACKED BY A BANK TELLER! 2010/02/17 20:30:59 (permalink)
    Oh I shouldn't....did you make a deposit?

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    Re:I WAS ATTACKED BY A BANK TELLER! 2010/02/17 20:48:04 (permalink)
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    Oh I shouldn't....did you make a deposit?

    And when will it mature?


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    Re:I WAS ATTACKED BY A BANK TELLER! 2010/02/17 20:54:09 (permalink)
    Ahh....  you get a bad return on investment almost anytime you leave a deposit in one of those things! 

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    Re:I WAS ATTACKED BY A BANK TELLER! 2010/02/17 21:13:55 (permalink)
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    Oh I shouldn't....did you make a deposit?

     
    How crude
     
     
    I didn't think anyone would have the spunk to come out with anything so pre im-mature.
     
    Sorry I had to bring it up with this little insertion of mine Mark, but I had to get it all out of my system.
     
    Still, I suppose the thrust of your comment was made in good faith and your turn of phrase is quite fluid.
     
     

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    Re:I WAS ATTACKED BY A BANK TELLER! 2010/02/17 21:25:04 (permalink)
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    Oh I shouldn't....did you make a deposit?

     
    How crude
     
     
    I didn't think anyone would have the spunk to come out with anything so pre im-mature.
     
    Sorry I had to bring it up with this little insertion of mine Mark, but I had to get it all out of my system.
     
    Still, I suppose the thrust of your comment was made in good faith and your turn of phrase is quite fluid.
     
     


    No need to get cocky.  I was merely thrusting some humor into the thread.  I guess I should just pull out.

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    Re:I WAS ATTACKED BY A BANK TELLER! 2010/02/17 21:25:59 (permalink)
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    Oh I shouldn't....did you make a deposit?


    How crude


    I didn't think anyone would have the spunk to come out with anything so pre im-mature.

    Sorry I had to bring it up with this little insertion of mine Mark, but I had to get it all out of my system.

    Still, I suppose the thrust of your comment was made in good faith and your turn of phrase is quite fluid.




    No need to get cocky.  I was merely thrusting some humor into the thread.  I guess I should just pull out.

    What a couple of wankers.
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    Re:I WAS ATTACKED BY A BANK TELLER! 2010/02/17 21:26:24 (permalink)
    I'm so glad I sang her a love song instead of my usual "I'm just a lumberjack and I'm OK!"

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    Re:I WAS ATTACKED BY A BANK TELLER! 2010/02/17 21:34:32 (permalink)
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    Oh I shouldn't....did you make a deposit?


    How crude


    I didn't think anyone would have the spunk to come out with anything so pre im-mature.

    Sorry I had to bring it up with this little insertion of mine Mark, but I had to get it all out of my system.

    Still, I suppose the thrust of your comment was made in good faith and your turn of phrase is quite fluid.




    No need to get cocky.  I was merely thrusting some humor into the thread.  I guess I should just pull out.

    What a couple of wankers.

     
    At least we had the balls not to withdraw anything we'd inserted
     
    And who are you shooting off at us - your humour is normally in the same vein
     
    The lengths some members will go to

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    Re:I WAS ATTACKED BY A BANK TELLER! 2010/02/17 21:36:43 (permalink)
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    marcos69


    SteveStrummerUK


    marcos69


    Oh I shouldn't....did you make a deposit?


    How crude


    I didn't think anyone would have the spunk to come out with anything so pre im-mature.

    Sorry I had to bring it up with this little insertion of mine Mark, but I had to get it all out of my system.

    Still, I suppose the thrust of your comment was made in good faith and your turn of phrase is quite fluid.




    No need to get cocky.  I was merely thrusting some humor into the thread.  I guess I should just pull out.

    What a couple of wankers.

     
    At least we had the balls not to withdraw anything we'd inserted
     
    And who are you shooting off at us - your humour is normally in the same vein
     
    The lengths some members will go to


    No kidding.  We try to have a stimulating conversation and baps just comes up short.

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    Re:I WAS ATTACKED BY A BANK TELLER! 2010/02/17 21:36:47 (permalink)
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    marcos69


    Oh I shouldn't....did you make a deposit?


    How crude


    I didn't think anyone would have the spunk to come out with anything so pre im-mature.

    Sorry I had to bring it up with this little insertion of mine Mark, but I had to get it all out of my system.

    Still, I suppose the thrust of your comment was made in good faith and your turn of phrase is quite fluid.




    No need to get cocky.  I was merely thrusting some humor into the thread.  I guess I should just pull out.

    What a couple of wankers.

     
    At least we had the balls not to withdraw anything we'd inserted
     
    And who are you shooting off at us - your humour is normally in the same vein
     
    The lengths some members will go to

    I find it hard thinking of you coming on to me like that, jerkoff!
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    Re:I WAS ATTACKED BY A BANK TELLER! 2010/02/17 21:43:42 (permalink)
    Sometimes, if she's had a really good time you can see it on her face, I suppose that depends on what she ate.

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    No kidding.  We try to have a stimulating conversation and baps just comes up short.
    Yes, and you're right to be hard-on him Mark.
     
    If you ease up and go soft, he'll only end up shafting us.

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    Sometimes, if she's had a really good time you can see it on her face, I suppose that depends on what she ate.

     
    Chuck, thanks for your pearls of wisdom.

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    Re:I WAS ATTACKED BY A BANK TELLER! 2010/02/17 22:02:46 (permalink)
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    No kidding.  We try to have a stimulating conversation and baps just comes up short.
    Yes, and you're right to be hard-on him Mark.
     
    If you ease up and go soft, he'll only end up shafting us.


    No problem Strummy.  I'm glad I could rise to the occasion.  I find his whole position to be flacid and impotent.

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    No kidding.  We try to have a stimulating conversation and baps just comes up short.
    Yes, and you're right to be hard-on him Mark.
     
    If you ease up and go soft, he'll only end up shafting us.

    You guys just keep it up.
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    No kidding.  We try to have a stimulating conversation and baps just comes up short.
    Yes, and you're right to be hard-on him Mark.

    If you ease up and go soft, he'll only end up shafting us.


    No problem Strummy.  I'm glad I could rise to the occasion.  I find his whole position to be flacid and impotent.

    You guys gonna keep it up all night?


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    Re:I WAS ATTACKED BY A BANK TELLER! 2010/02/17 22:06:59 (permalink)
    The phallicy of my ability not to stay firm is no small matter.
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    Sometimes, if she's had a really good time you can see it on her face, I suppose that depends on what she ate.
     
    Chuck, thanks for your pearls of wisdom.
     
    Sorry, It was the best I could cum up with, even with all that time on my
    hand(s).
     

     

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    Re:I WAS ATTACKED BY A BANK TELLER! 2010/02/17 22:19:09 (permalink)
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    No kidding.  We try to have a stimulating conversation and baps just comes up short.
    Yes, and you're right to be hard-on him Mark.

    If you ease up and go soft, he'll only end up shafting us.


    No problem Strummy.  I'm glad I could rise to the occasion.  I find his whole position to be flacid and impotent.

    You guys gonna keep it up all night?


    Well, it is a hard topic to stay abreast of but I try to wrap my hands around it.  No point in mass-debating it or having it shoved down ones throat though, cunning linguist that you are. 

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    Re:I WAS ATTACKED BY A BANK TELLER! 2010/02/17 22:28:30 (permalink)
    Marcos That is F'ing hysterical!  I am literally crying from laughter.   ahhh your such a nut!

    Let's wrap up this little topic as it's force kin me to get a little testie
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    Yeah, it's getting a little hairy the way it's being put out there like some monumental stroke of genius.
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    Re:I WAS ATTACKED BY A BANK TELLER! 2010/02/17 22:49:55 (permalink)
    Come to think of it....
    Women can be alot like recording gear....
    multiple I/O ports,
    the come with more frequency than men,
    like a bad set of monitors many have alot going on in the lower end & but not much up top,
    Some are only 2-bit but most have over a million whats (plus the where, when, why, & how)
    Some have big elaborate racks & have spent more time on a stage than any man.
    you  do have to watch you tone with em though.
    You only get out what you put in / you only get in what they put out

    I am enjoying this open forum to set maturity aside....


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    Re:I WAS ATTACKED BY A BANK TELLER! 2010/02/17 22:50:18 (permalink)
    I agree, it's probably time to zip it up, unless Strummy has anything he wants to inject.

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    Re:I WAS ATTACKED BY A BANK TELLER! 2010/02/17 22:54:21 (permalink)
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    I agree, it's probably time to zip it up, unless Strummy has anything he wants to inject.

    Nah, I think Strammy shot his wad already.


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