Apparently I'm a nobody

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2009/11/01 12:55:43 (permalink)

Apparently I'm a nobody

Just ask your friends.
Do they know of or about me?
See I'm a nobody.
 
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    Jonbouy
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    Re:Apparently I'm a nobody 2009/11/01 13:01:45 (permalink)
    It's true I confirmed it I just asked around.

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    bapu
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    Re:Apparently I'm a nobody 2009/11/01 13:26:27 (permalink)
    Jonbouy


    It's true I confirmed it I just asked around.

    Aaaaaaah.
     
    One must be careful when 'asking around'. It's the way urban legends (and John too) are started. Pretty soon the in thing (with the children) will be "Do you know Bapu?". It will be a kind of revoution.
     
     
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    Re:Apparently I'm a nobody 2009/11/01 14:00:05 (permalink)
    bapu


    Just ask your friends.
    Do they know of or about me?
    See I'm a nobody.
     


    My neighbor who lives across the hall from me. His name is Lew. Lew is an odd guy. He has that compulsive disorder thing as well as  schizophrenia--- 

     he checks the mail box 15 times in and out of his condo unit -- about 15 times within 4 minutes.  He also is always having constant inspections on his car. Its like a 1993 chevy caviler with rust. He will check the gas cap and clean the gas cap -- check it and clean it -- over and over again.  He also drives his car ten feet foward and ten feet back during his car inspections. When he drives backward is honks his horn. WHich is no big deal except his parking spot is next to my bedroom window. He also walks around it staring at it walks around it staring at it.....over and over

    I have also witness Lew take ONE piece of garbage out to the dumpster on more than one occasion - instead of a WHOLE bad of garbage like the rest of us.

    Lew has been seen by the condo peeps sittin at the kitchen table in the summer time windows wide open and there is lew in his tighty whities.

    The neighbor upstair says Lew wakes up at 430am every morning and open and closes is his closet doors over and over again.


    Lew is a day to day substitue teacher. Lew is trying to get hired as a  teacher somewhere. Our neighbor Donna is a teacher in the next unit over. So Lew went to Donna's school and dropped off a resume and told the principal that Donna and her were living together and getting married and that was the reason he should be hired. When Donn's principal told her this... Donna chew Lew a new one. SHe don't like him AT ALL .....let alone living together and getting married?????


    Lew also wears very tight pants that don't fit. I mean really dont fit -- to tight and pant legs are too short and his zipper wont close all the way.  Lew is in his mid 50's and lived with his mom until she passed a few years ago. Inherited money and bought the condo the same time I bought mine.

    Yeah my neighbor Lew is a very different kind of Guy ...  he's the talk of the condo community around here......


    anyway --- I asked Lew --- he said he knew who you were......


    so there ya go -- you are someone cuz Lew knows you.....


    Paul



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    Re:Apparently I'm a nobody 2009/11/01 14:26:36 (permalink)
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    bapu


    Just ask your friends.
    Do they know of or about me?
    See I'm a nobody.



    My neighbor who lives across the hall from me. His name is Lew. Lew is an odd guy. He has that compulsive disorder thing as well as  schizophrenia--- 

    he checks the mail box 15 times in and out of his condo unit -- about 15 times within 4 minutes.  He also is always having constant inspections on his car. Its like a 1993 chevy caviler with rust. He will check the gas cap and clean the gas cap -- check it and clean it -- over and over again.  He also drives his car ten feet foward and ten feet back during his car inspections. When he drives backward is honks his horn. WHich is no big deal except his parking spot is next to my bedroom window. He also walks around it staring at it walks around it staring at it.....over and over

    I have also witness Lew take ONE piece of garbage out to the dumpster on more than one occasion - instead of a WHOLE bad of garbage like the rest of us.

    Lew has been seen by the condo peeps sittin at the kitchen table in the summer time windows wide open and there is lew in his tighty whities.

    The neighbor upstair says Lew wakes up at 430am every morning and open and closes is his closet doors over and over again.


    Lew is a day to day substitue teacher. Lew is trying to get hired as a  teacher somewhere. Our neighbor Donna is a teacher in the next unit over. So Lew went to Donna's school and dropped off a resume and told the principal that Donna and her were living together and getting married and that was the reason he should be hired. When Donn's principal told her this... Donna chew Lew a new one. SHe don't like him AT ALL .....let alone living together and getting married?????


    Lew also wears very tight pants that don't fit. I mean really dont fit -- to tight and pant legs are too short and his zipper wont close all the way.  Lew is in his mid 50's and lived with his mom until she passed a few years ago. Inherited money and bought the condo the same time I bought mine.

    Yeah my neighbor Lew is a very different kind of Guy ...  he's the talk of the condo community around here......


    anyway --- I asked Lew --- he said he knew who you were......


    so there ya go -- you are someone cuz Lew knows you.....


    Paul



    But exactly how many time did you ask Lew? I mean, if you asked him only once, what woud the answer be if you asked hm over and over in your titey-whiteys?
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    Re:Apparently I'm a nobody 2009/11/01 14:35:02 (permalink)
    But exactly how many time did you ask Lew? I mean, if you asked him only once, what woud the answer be if you asked hm over and over in your titey-whiteys?



    wel I only asked him once -- but he repeated over and over again - Yes I know Bapu the Cute Cofee house band member -- over and over ... I even walked away and he was still repeating it .....


     I had on jeans and a tee shirt -- Lew had on a christmas sweater and his usual too tight pants-- I think he's still in the hall way by himself  repeating...... " Yes I know Bapu the Cute Cofee house band member "

    or he's still checking the mail from yesterday -- I dunno -- one of the two





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    Re:Apparently I'm a nobody 2009/11/01 14:36:30 (permalink)
    Lew had on a christmas sweater and his usual too tight pants

     
    For all we know, Lew may the next trendsetter.
     
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    Re:Apparently I'm a nobody 2009/11/01 14:43:39 (permalink)
    bapu



    Lew had on a christmas sweater and his usual too tight pants

     
    For all we know, Lew may the next trendsetter.
     


    all I know is he is very strange....... and he knows you



    Or as most people in the condo complex call him -- that crazy guy

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    Re:Apparently I'm a nobody 2009/11/01 15:22:40 (permalink)
    bapu


    Just ask your friends.
    Do they know of or about me?
    See I'm a nobody.
     

    We're all somebody THEED.
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
    Man, that was deep

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    Re:Apparently I'm a nobody 2009/11/02 00:01:04 (permalink)
    I am a bigger nobody than you Ed, so neya neya ne neya neya.

    A scientist knows more & more about less & less till he knows everything about nothing, while a philosopher knows less & less about more & more till he knows nothing about everything.

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    Re:Apparently I'm a nobody 2009/11/02 10:03:15 (permalink)
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    bapu
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    Re:Apparently I'm a nobody 2009/11/02 10:15:46 (permalink)
    What's that Mooch?
    I can't hear you with all that flapping and whooshing noise.
     
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    Re:Apparently I'm a nobody 2009/11/02 10:17:43 (permalink)
    foxwolfen


    I am a bigger nobody than you Ed, so neya neya ne neya neya.


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    Re:Apparently I'm a nobody 2009/11/02 12:04:10 (permalink)
    Hi,

    I think Bapu didn't take the Robert Fripp interview too well ... the "nobody" think flipped his lid a bit ... !!!
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