Should Mooch and I open a Karaoke bar?

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2012/03/19 12:05:59 (permalink)

Should Mooch and I open a Karaoke bar?

And just sing CHB songs (like this one) all night long?
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    Re:Should Mooch and I open a Karaoke bar? 2012/03/19 12:07:05 (permalink)
    Maybe a puppet show at intermission?


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    Re:Should Mooch and I open a Karaoke bar? 2012/03/19 12:08:10 (permalink)
    That's so weird..... I was just thinking "How could we make intermission interesting?"

    You want in on this venture?
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    Re:Should Mooch and I open a Karaoke bar? 2012/03/19 12:09:27 (permalink)

    Will I get discounted popcorn?


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    Re:Should Mooch and I open a Karaoke bar? 2012/03/19 12:14:03 (permalink)
    With free Kettle Korn Salt for sure.
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    Re:Should Mooch and I open a Karaoke bar? 2012/03/19 12:16:44 (permalink)

    I'm in. Can I do Steve Martin impressions?










    Cause I'd have to practice for that.


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    Re:Should Mooch and I open a Karaoke bar? 2012/03/19 12:17:35 (permalink)
    The Banjo one, roight?
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    Re:Should Mooch and I open a Karaoke bar? 2012/03/19 13:07:32 (permalink)
    With the banjo thru the head.

    That's the one.




    I'll need a Yo Yo too.


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    Re:Should Mooch and I open a Karaoke bar? 2012/03/19 14:12:01 (permalink)
    I'm thinking the puppet show is going to be the main attraction. 

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    Re:Should Mooch and I open a Karaoke bar? 2012/03/19 14:33:50 (permalink)
    Then we can take it on the road and forget that moneypit Karaoke bar.
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    Re:Should Mooch and I open a Karaoke bar? 2012/03/19 14:49:26 (permalink)
    Now, if you took that moneypit on tour, I'm thinking some folks might want to jump right in there.  You'll have to work out the details with The Bouy, LTD.
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    Re:Should Mooch and I open a Karaoke bar? 2012/03/19 18:34:51 (permalink)
    Do whatever you want.
    (It's not like you're going to get any outside patrons you know, except maybe a horse with a long face.)

     
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    Re:Should Mooch and I open a Karaoke bar? 2012/03/19 18:36:16 (permalink)
    Mebee some ducks, a skeleton and a clam or two?
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    Re:Should Mooch and I open a Karaoke bar? 2012/03/19 20:08:35 (permalink)
    So this crab walks into Bapu's and Mooch's karaoke bar and asks why Rock Lobster is getting all the attention.  

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    Re:Should Mooch and I open a Karaoke bar? 2012/03/19 20:09:41 (permalink)
    To whit Bapu replies "Cuz his hands operate the sock puppets best."
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    Re:Should Mooch and I open a Karaoke bar? 2012/03/19 20:12:47 (permalink)
    With the banjo thru the head. That's the one. I'll need a Yo Yo too.
    does James know?

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    Re:Should Mooch and I open a Karaoke bar? 2012/03/19 20:14:23 (permalink)
    Down, 

    Down, 


    Down, 



    Down, 




    Down.

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    Re:Should Mooch and I open a Karaoke bar? 2012/03/19 22:18:17 (permalink)



    I don't think me and bapu should be around alcohol.   Bapu and Mooch can't even do anything good sober unless bob is playing drums and then your going to throw alcohol into the mix? That can't end up good if they own the alcohol establishment. 

     I don't think that bapu's voice should be near vocal microphone either. 

    Bingo microphone is ok.   Vocal microphone is a no no. 

    We could open up a coffee bar in a church basement on bingo night. 

    its the only thing that would work 





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    Re:Should Mooch and I open a Karaoke bar? 2012/03/19 22:31:06 (permalink)
    Alcohol? Just coz you own the Karaoke bar doesn't mean you have to drink all the Karaoke's does it?

    <shakes head>

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    Re:Should Mooch and I open a Karaoke bar? 2012/03/19 22:38:27 (permalink)

    Jonbouy


    Alcohol? Just coz you own the Karaoke bar doesn't mean you have to drink all the Karaoke's does it?

    <shakes head>





    I dunno man I don't drink Karaoke people. However, I once ate a Kamikaze.  I pooped out fire and a charred helmet. 


    Why do Kamikaze's wear helmets anyway?





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    Re:Should Mooch and I open a Karaoke bar? 2012/03/19 22:53:16 (permalink)
    Why do Kamikaze's wear helmets anyway?


    It's so they don't bang their heads when Mooch poops them out probably.

    I've never asked one first-hand, they always seem a bit incoherent after the event, despite the helmet.

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    Re:Should Mooch and I open a Karaoke bar? 2012/03/19 23:17:12 (permalink)
    No...Mooch should open a Jujitsu/Tai-Kwan-Do Dojo.  But then hire someone who actually knows about such things to run it.  He should just stay home and make dimbulbed comments on the Coffee House forum.

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    Re:Should Mooch and I open a Karaoke bar? 2012/03/20 00:07:19 (permalink)
    He should just stay home and make dimbulbed comments on the Coffee House forum.





    So basically... I don't have to change anything. 




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    Re:Should Mooch and I open a Karaoke bar? 2012/03/20 00:51:38 (permalink)
    Q:  How many Mooches Conquistadors does it take to change a dim bulb?
    A:  None, because he DOESN'T CARE!!!!!

     
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    Re:Should Mooch and I open a Karaoke bar? 2012/03/20 01:59:28 (permalink)
    Mooch4056



    He should just stay home and make dimbulbed comments on the Coffee House forum.





    So basically... I don't have to change anything. 


    Mooch: "Do you have any bulbs as dim as me?"

    Bulb Salesman:
    "No Sir, but if you take one of these and don't turn it on it will be close."

    Mooch: "OK I'll have a dozen of those that should make it even closer, but can you write those instructions down for me?"


    So basically, no Mooch it would appear that you don't have to change anything.  See?



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    Re:Should Mooch and I open a Karaoke bar? 2012/03/20 13:18:55 (permalink)
    Mooch4056



    He should just stay home and make dimbulbed comments on the Coffee House forum.





    So basically... I don't have to change anything. 


    Not even the bulb.

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    Re:Should Mooch and I open a Karaoke bar? 2012/03/20 13:47:57 (permalink)
    yorolpal


    Mooch4056



    He should just stay home and make dimbulbed comments on the Coffee House forum.





    So basically... I don't have to change anything. 


    Not even the bulb.


    Actually there is at least a pair of things that Mooch should be encouraged to change...

    At least once in awhile.

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    Re:Should Mooch and I open a Karaoke bar? 2012/03/20 13:52:32 (permalink)
    Ya
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    Re:Should Mooch and I open a Karaoke bar? 2012/03/20 13:53:33 (permalink)
    When I explained to him that I change mine every day, the blank look on his face was priceless.
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    Re:Should Mooch and I open a Karaoke bar? 2012/03/20 14:01:17 (permalink)
    Hey what if the Karaoke machine had bapu's posts scroll across the screen to the music instead of boring lyrics?

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