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bapu
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Re:AAAFNRAA - A tribute to Zappa 2012/05/26 15:04:19
Old55
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Re:AAAFNRAA - A tribute to Zappa 2012/05/26 15:04:26
bapu




Not Am??
bapu
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Re:AAAFNRAA - A tribute to Zappa 2012/05/26 15:05:37
Old55


bapu




Not Am??

You think I'd give away a life long quest on a T-Shirt?
(they're at the printers now, or are they?)
Old55
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Re:AAAFNRAA - A tribute to Zappa 2012/05/26 15:21:12
bapu


Old55


bapu




Not Am??

You think I'd give away a life long quest on a T-Shirt?
(they're at the printers now, or are they?)

I understand that they're in very capoble hands.  
bapu
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Re:AAAFNRAA - A tribute to Zappa 2012/05/26 15:34:38
Well, they're strung out right now.
daryl1968
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Re:AAAFNRAA - A tribute to Zappa 2012/05/26 15:40:02
Like a rolling stone's a crowd pleaser - good choice.
My other karaoke song of choice is Sex Machine by James Brown - always surprises the punters
bapu
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Re:AAAFNRAA - A tribute to Zappa 2012/05/26 15:41:20
daryl1968


Like a rolling stone's a crowd pleaser - good choice.
My other karaoke song of choice is Sex Machine by James Brown - always surprises the punters

King of The Road is another.


Lola's not bad. And the song is a goodun too.
Jonbouy
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Re:AAAFNRAA - A tribute to Zappa 2012/05/26 15:53:14
What use is the spleen to modern man?  Is it just an appendix?
SteveStrummerUK
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Re:AAAFNRAA - A tribute to Zappa 2012/05/26 16:10:12
Jonbouy


What use is the spleen to modern man?
 
We all need something to vent.
craigb
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Re:AAAFNRAA - A tribute to Zappa 2012/05/26 16:35:32
If I've been tried, convicted and sentenced to be where karaoke is happening, I always prefer that everyone goes with an instrumental.
guitarmikeh
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Re:AAAFNRAA - A tribute to Zappa 2012/05/26 16:43:56
It was the blackest night
There was no moon in sight
You know the stars ain't shinin'
'Cause the sky's too tight
I heard the scarey wind
I seen some ugly trees
There was a werewolf honkin'
'Long the side of me

I'm mean 'n I'm bad, y'know I ain't no sissy
Got a big-xxxxx girly by the name of Chrissy
Talkin' about her 'n my bike 'n me...
'N this ride up the Mountain of Mystery, Mystery
SteveStrummerUK
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Re:AAAFNRAA - A tribute to Zappa 2012/05/26 16:59:49

After spending a rather disappointing half hour with a lady of the night, I quickly dressed and was on my way out of the door when she shouted "Oi! You haven't paid me!"

"My apologies" I replied, and calmly tossed a pound coin onto the bed.

"That won't cover it!" she exclaimed.

To which I retorted "Buy yourself a dustbin lid, that might"

craigb
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Re:AAAFNRAA - A tribute to Zappa 2012/05/26 18:22:07
A tortoise was just about to cross the road when a chicken came up to him and said "Don't do it!  You'll never hear the feckin' end of it!"
trimph1
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Re:AAAFNRAA - A tribute to Zappa 2012/05/26 18:42:49
trimph1
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Re:AAAFNRAA - A tribute to Zappa 2012/05/26 18:44:21
DW_Mike
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Re:AAAFNRAA - A tribute to Zappa 2012/05/26 19:42:18
bapu


Mabye just 


a little too much?

I thought this was the old "I'm squishing your head" thingy.


Mike
bapu
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Re:AAAFNRAA - A tribute to Zappa 2012/05/26 21:03:31
That two.
Old55
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Re:AAAFNRAA - A tribute to Zappa 2012/05/26 23:19:22
Jonbouy


What use is the spleen to modern man?  Is it just an appendix?

Lucy, start espleenin'!  
trimph1
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Re:AAAFNRAA - A tribute to Zappa 2012/05/26 23:21:56
Old55


Jonbouy


What use is the spleen to modern man?  Is it just an appendix?

Lucy, start espleenin'!  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMj9Fm4SBq8
craigb
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Re:AAAFNRAA - A tribute to Zappa 2012/05/26 23:24:02
I was supposed to have an appendectomy, but the doctor removed my glossary and index instead.  Now I don't know what things mean or where to find them!
Old55
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Re:AAAFNRAA - A tribute to Zappa 2012/05/26 23:27:06
trimph1


Old55


Jonbouy


What use is the spleen to modern man?  Is it just an appendix?

Lucy, start espleenin'!  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMj9Fm4SBq8


craigb
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Re:AAAFNRAA - A tribute to Zappa 2012/05/26 23:42:53
I saw a couple of blind men fighting yesterday and shouted "I bet the one with the knife wins!"  Boy, you should have seen them run...
craigb
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Re:AAAFNRAA - A tribute to Zappa 2012/05/27 00:35:47
I accidentally ran over a blind man's guide-dog yesterday.  Fortunately for me there were no witnesses!
craigb
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Re:AAAFNRAA - A tribute to Zappa 2012/05/27 04:16:50
Albinos.  Can't say fairer than that!
guitarmikeh
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Re:AAAFNRAA - A tribute to Zappa 2012/05/27 08:12:00
echo.... echo.... echo.... echo.... echo.... echo....
hello.... hello.... hello.... hello.... hello.... hello....
wow his is cool..wow his is cool..wow his is cool..wow his is cool..
< whistle >...< whistle >...< whistle >...< whistle >...
mulligan.....mulligan.....mulligan.....mulligan.....mulligan.....
look out....look out....look out....look out....look out....
.< crowd cheers>ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
goodbye...goodbye...goodbye...goodbye...
< applause >

craigb
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Re:AAAFNRAA - A tribute to Zappa 2012/05/27 10:51:17
I phoned the psychic hotline by mistake last night.

A woman answered and said, "Don't worry, your pizza is on its way."
bapu
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Re:A harmless thread 2012/05/27 11:52:27
bapu


Love and peace brothers and sisters.

Yet again another title change......


I think Mooch owns this fred now.
jbow
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Re:AAAFNRAA - A tribute to Zappa 2012/05/27 12:27:50



bapu
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Re:A harmless thread 2012/05/27 12:29:24
Hyuk Hyuk
drewfx1
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Re:A harmless thread 2012/05/27 12:53:41
So we Am a "thread" now?
bapu
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Re:A harmless thread 2012/05/27 12:54:15
A softer kinder kind of fred.
bapu
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Re:A harmless thread 2012/05/27 12:55:16
Working our way back up to fred status.

Not to worry, it's only Aminor setback.
bapu
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Re:A harmless thread 2012/05/27 12:56:16
Symmetry is on its way drewfx1
post edited by bapu - 2012/05/27 12:57:39
bapu
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Re:A harmless thread 2012/05/27 12:57:16
It's almost here......

Any post now
bapu
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Re:A harmless thread 2012/05/27 12:58:21
SteveStrummerUK
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Re:A harmless thread 2012/05/27 13:03:01
 
A harmless thread
 
 
You spelt 'hapless' wrongley
 
 
daryl1968
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Re:A harmless thread 2012/05/27 13:16:42
arseless thread
drewfx1
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Re:A harmless thread 2012/05/27 13:20:29
How can a harmless thread get to 48 pages (even if it is symmetricalful)?

Or are you just trying to scare off the rubberneckers?
SteveStrummerUK
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Re:A harmless thread 2012/05/27 13:23:17
Staypress is the only recipient of the 'Five and I'll have an 'alf' lifetime achievement award and Twice Winner of the 2012 Royal Worcester 'Five Golden Arses Award'
 
 
Daryl, I feel honoured that you have honoured me for honouring you...
 
 
I only gave you the extra half arse because I thought it said 'strapless' though
 
 
I have been cursed by this mild dyslexia all my file. 
 
daryl1968
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Re:A harmless thread 2012/05/27 13:24:50
SteveStrummerUK


Staypress is the only recipient of the 'Five and I'll have an 'alf' lifetime achievement award and Twice Winner of the 2012 Royal Worcester 'Five Golden Arses Award'
 
 
Daryl, I feel honoured that you have honoured me for honouring you...
 
 
I only gave you the extra half arse because I thought it said 'strapless' though
 
 
I have been cursed by this mild dyslexia all my file. 
 
:)
I have been cursed with mild tourettes - ARSE
SteveStrummerUK
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Re:A harmless thread 2012/05/27 13:26:48
daryl1968


SteveStrummerUK


Staypress is the only recipient of the 'Five and I'll have an 'alf' lifetime achievement award and Twice Winner of the 2012 Royal Worcester 'Five Golden Arses Award'
 
 
Daryl, I feel honoured that you have honoured me for honouring you...
 
 
I only gave you the extra half arse because I thought it said 'strapless' though
 
 
I have been cursed by this mild dyslexia all my file. 
 
:)
I have been cursed with mild tourettes - ARSE

 
Oh yeah, I SEAR suffer from SEAR that SEAR too.
 
 
daryl1968
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Re:A harmless thread 2012/05/27 13:28:15
SteveStrummerUK


daryl1968


SteveStrummerUK


Staypress is the only recipient of the 'Five and I'll have an 'alf' lifetime achievement award and Twice Winner of the 2012 Royal Worcester 'Five Golden Arses Award'
 
 
Daryl, I feel honoured that you have honoured me for honouring you...
 
 
I only gave you the extra half arse because I thought it said 'strapless' though
 
 
I have been cursed by this mild dyslexia all my file. 
 
:)
I have been cursed with mild tourettes - ARSE

 
Oh yeah, I SEAR suffer from SEAR that SEAR too.
 
 

subtle - I like it - well done sir
craigb
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Re:A harmless thread 2012/05/27 13:34:18
Old55
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Re:A harmless thread 2012/05/27 13:43:26
As long as the fred isn't hamless.  
bapu
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Re:A harmless thread 2012/05/27 13:59:47
Symmetry be damned. I'm moving on now....

"Gonna catch me a Beagle" ~The Bapu, Bapu's Coffee House Blues
daryl1968
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Re:A harmless thread 2012/05/27 14:14:25
bapu


Symmetry be damned. I'm moving on now....

"Gonna catch me a Beagle" ~The Bapu, Bapu's Coffee House Blues


explain - are you being obscure and enigmatic?
trimph1
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Re:A harmless thread 2012/05/27 14:53:02
He's goin' to catch him a Beagle?

How so?
bapu
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Re:A harmless thread 2012/05/27 15:30:38
trimph1


He's goin' to catch him a Beagle?

How so?

Hold the becan up on the side of the road as he passes comes to mind.


Any better suggestions?
SteveStrummerUK
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Re:A harmless thread 2012/05/27 15:52:22
bapu


Symmetry be damned. I'm moving on now....

"Gonna catch me a Beagle" ~The Bapu, Bapu's Coffee House Blues

 
That's a wonderful song...
 
 
Especially the amazing geetar work
 
 
Goddalinkfrit?
 
 
bapu
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Re:A harmless thread 2012/05/27 15:54:06
SteveStrummerUK


bapu


Symmetry be damned. I'm moving on now....

"Gonna catch me a Beagle" ~The Bapu, Bapu's Coffee House Blues  (fourth song down in this list)

 
That's a wonderful song...
 
 
Especially the amazing geetar work
 
 
Goddalinkfrit?
 
 

Fourth song down in this list
daryl1968
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Re:A harmless thread 2012/05/27 16:00:07
are we plugging songs? are we?
bapu
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Re:A harmless thread 2012/05/27 16:00:56
daryl1968


are we plugging songs? are we?

Better'n plugging a dyke, roight?
SteveStrummerUK
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Re:A harmless thread 2012/05/27 16:03:52
daryl1968


are we plugging songs? are we?

 
More to the point, are there any golden arses on offer?
 
 
bapu
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Re:A harmless thread 2012/05/27 16:05:07
SteveStrummerUK


daryl1968


are we plugging songs? are we?

 
More to the point, are there any golden arses on offer?
 
 

Are we plugging golden arses now too?
daryl1968
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☄ Helpfulby bapu 2013/07/24 16:58:19
Re:A harmless thread 2012/05/27 16:05:24
bapu


daryl1968


are we plugging songs? are we?

Better'n plugging a dyke, roight?

I don't know, Ellen Degeneres is pretty attractive
 
craigb
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☄ Helpfulby bapu 2013/07/24 16:58:50
Re:A harmless thread 2012/05/27 16:11:43


bapu
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Re:A harmless thread 2012/05/27 16:13:03
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Those monkeys are getting to the cats before Straummy
daryl1968
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Re:A harmless thread 2012/05/27 16:13:49
craigb






my head just exploded
bapu
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Re:A harmless thread 2012/05/27 20:05:19
Daryl,

Good thing you've not seen the next frames.

They ain't pretty.
daryl1968
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Re:A harmless thread 2012/05/27 20:18:39
so, in a fight between a monkey and a kitten, who'd win?
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