Celebrity Endorsed VSTs that they have not done yet

So IK has got the Slash Amplitube thing (And the Hendrix one but I doubt Jimi actually endorsed that one unless IKObi social media role includes the use of Ouija boards.) Then there is Sonic Realitie's Neil Peart Drums and NI's Alicia's Keys.
 
 
What's next -
The Bapu™ Alembic bass? There could be a bidding war for that one between Scarbee and Orange Tree.
 
 
What about "Carl Palmer Drums"
An over the top virtual rendition of an over the top drum kit. A Carl Palmer's 1973, 2.5 ton stainless steel drum kit feature 256 GB of pristine 192 KHz 32 bit samples. Features a special solo mode where you computer screen spins through 180 degrees at the climax.

Only problem with the B.A.B*** is the frggin NAG screen you cannot get rid of


*** Bapu Alembic Bass

Glyn BarnesWhat about "Carl Palmer Drums" An over the top virtual rendition of an over the top drum kit. A Carl Palmer's 1973, 2.5 ton stainless steel drum kit feature 256 GB of pristine 192 KHz 32 bit samples. Features a special solo mode where you computer screen spins through 180 degrees at the climax.

 
Wait a minute ... Keith was the one that did the spins, wasn't he? Even the organ pinned his legs more than once!

Moshkiae

Glyn Barnes
What about "Carl Palmer Drums" An over the top virtual rendition of an over the top drum kit. A Carl Palmer's 1973, 2.5 ton stainless steel drum kit feature 256 GB of pristine 192 KHz 32 bit samples. Features a special solo mode where you computer screen spins through 180 degrees at the climax.

 
Wait a minute ... Keith was the one that did the spins, wasn't he? Even the organ pinned his legs more than once!

Carl was not to be outdone and was at it too. According to one of the accounts below the kit cost $25,000 (in 1973!). The VST would be a snip at $159.:)
 
Rotating rostrum (with lightning and strobe effects)

Carl Palmer:
"I've got a rostrum that revolves. During my drum solo, at a given moment, I start to turn, and I turn completely around so that I'm facing the other way. We have things set up in such a way that we have a complete black-out of the auditorium and all you can see in the centre of the stage is a dragon, about eight feet long, just flickering. The dragon is painted on the back of my gongs and I get this flickering effect from two strobe lights. For that tour I was on a drum riser that would revolve clockwise or counter clockwise. I first saw it when I was 13 years old. There was a drummer named Eric Delan. He was a popular big band swing drummer and he would play a set of red and silver glitter drums on a revolving drum riser, dressed in a gold lame jacket. When you're 13 you get influenced by things like that."

From http://www.brain-salad-surgery.de/carl_palmers_gear.html
 
And
A drum kit as complex as a painting by H.R. Giger—he’d designed the nightmare cover to ELP’s most recent album, Brain Salad Surgery—crafted in stainless steel, topped off by an “old church bell from the Stepney district of London,” surrounded by Chinese gongs. If a stage was equipped right, the kit could rotate 360 degrees while Carl Palmer pounded out the solos in “Tarkus.” Cost: $25,000.  
From  Here  
 

Ifn I had one of them VST thingys of my very ownself it would be called "The Full Yard Squat".  And every instantiation of it would do somethin crazy or gawdawful to yor sound...only you wouldn't know what nor have any control over the dang thing at all.  It'd be just turn er on and let er rip.

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Ifn I had one of them VST thingys of my very ownself it would be called "The Full Yard Squat".  And every instantiation of it would do somethin crazy or gawdawful to yor sound...only you wouldn't know what nor have any control over the dang thing at all.  It'd be just turn er on and let er rip.

So you've heard my best mixes? 

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4GIol0MXxU rotating drumkit Carl Palmer

The Kardashian Processor.  It adds fuller bottom to any music.  

The Ravi Bopara ducking compressor.

And how can we forget the Richard Gere Gerbilator?  It comes as a plug-in naturally.  Real tube sounds too although the fuzz-face can be a bit crappy...

Mesh


Paris Hilton has come up with her own version of a VST3 looper -LooptyDo

(it basically does the same thing over & over again, but expecting different results).

I tried that one but it seemed to crash more than normal and, if it detects it's being used out in public, it occasionally does some really embarrassing things...

I like to use the 3 Amigos Infamousinator.  I'm not sure that it's really doing anything, but it promises to make me Infamous.  Yes, Infamous.

I use it in the FX bin on the Master and tweak it to Ultra Infamous.

I make sure not to run it through a brick wall limiter afterwards.  I don't want to limit the Infamousity.

It's not a 64 bit plug-in, though.  It's more of a 2 bit plug, but since it's older, I figure it's somewhere between 63-65 bits in today's currency.

To calculate that, I used my Uncalculator.