Holy crap, I'm being eaten by ants!
Woke up this morning with dozens of insect bites. Mosquitos, I'd assumed. Then today I was sitting on the couch, felt something weird, looked down -- my foot and ankle were black with hundreds of itty-bitty ants hauling away my flesh one tiny bite at a time. So the tropics have a dark side. Who knew? Any suggestions? Seriously, I'm afraid to fall asleep.

All else is in doubt, so this is the truth I cling to.
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