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2015/12/21 15:18:47 (permalink)

worst movies of 2015

i've only seen a couple of these,
but the review was spot on, i bet the rest are dogs as well.
 
these are pretty funny,.,.

from rolling stone
this is a 10-way tie for worst movie of the year
 
 
'American Ultra'
Ugly, smug, and told with so little gravitas that Topher Grace plays the bad guy, it's a movie that's way too high on its own supply.
 
'The Cobbler'
Part transphobic fairy tale, part Jewish superhero movie, part … whatever you call a movie in which Adam Sandler gorges on pickles in order to restore his magical powers........
 
'Entourage'
Both the cinematic equivalent of chlamydia and the ultimate "**** you" to everyone who's been clamoring for a Deadwood movie, this feature-length take on the HBO show gave us 2015’s least profitable movie about dinosaurs.
 
'Fantastic Four'
Fox's non-MCU attempt to exploit its comic-book properties feels like its own off-brand knock-off. Suddenly, that low-rent Roger Corman version doesn't seem quite so bad, does it?
 
'Get Hard'
Whether this comedy is genuinely racist, as many folks have suggested, is debatable. That it's totally rancid, however, is not.
 
'Hot Pursuit'
Remember the scene in Dumb and Dumber where Harry and Lloyd liven up a road trip by creating the most annoying sound in the world? Hot Pursuit is that noise for 87 uninterrupted minutes, and at a much higher pitch.
 
'Mortdecai'
Playing the art-dealer antihero of Kyril Bonfiglioli's comic novels, Depp aims for a Brit version of Inspector Clouseau, and ends up delivering the sort of cringeworthy, over-the-top mugging that would give Benny Hill pause.
 
'Serena'
But in terms of sheer wasted talent, undermined ambitiousness and misguided decisions, well ... then the wind cries Serena.
 
'Ted 2'
Put it this way: There's a scene where Mark Wahlberg ends up covered in tainted semen. By the end, we understood just how dirty he felt.
 
'Vacation'
A road trip comedy in which the car is easily the most likable character, this vile update of National Lampoon's family-friendly classic doesn't end until you can't remember what you enjoyed about the original.
 
http://www.rollingstone.c...1221/vacation-20151218

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    jamesg1213
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    Re: worst movies of 2015 2015/12/21 15:46:16 (permalink)
    Jurassic World
    San Andreas (whose fault was that...)
    Entourage

     
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    Re: worst movies of 2015 2015/12/21 16:00:24 (permalink)
    The Age of Adeline
    (it should have been good, it wasn't)
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    Re: worst movies of 2015 2015/12/21 18:35:30 (permalink)
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    The Age of Adeline
    (it should have been good, it wasn't)


    i was wondering about that one.....

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    Re: worst movies of 2015 2015/12/22 10:39:12 (permalink)
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    Jurassic World



    you know, you would have thought this would have been SO much better...
    but it was about as lame a storyline as they could have possibly put up on the screen, 
    and gotten away with it!!
     
    blech.
     

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    Re: worst movies of 2015 2015/12/22 11:00:46 (permalink)
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    The Age of Adeline
    (it should have been good, it wasn't)


    i was wondering about that one.....


    Wonder no more. Simply stay away. Worst $3.99 on demand we ever paid.
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    Re: worst movies of 2015 2015/12/23 04:10:29 (permalink)
    Gotta go with Mockingjay Pt 2.
     
    The only reason we went to see it was to put an end to the series. There was no reason for that movie to be split in two parts. Part one was uneventful and boring because of it. Part two was really no better. It was pretty much an absolute yawn fest and the ending just irritated me. There was really nothing remotely good about that movie other than the fact that the series is over.
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    Re: worst movies of 2015 2015/12/23 06:21:17 (permalink)
    I liked American Ultra, but Rolling Stone  and I seldom agree on anything. 
    Jurassic World was bad.
    San Andreas was so bad it was funny. 
    Mocking Jay? Come on, all of those were terrible.

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    Re: worst movies of 2015 2015/12/23 09:21:43 (permalink)
    Hi,
     
    Glad I stayed home for all these! I would like to add the new SW as well, since everyone is already brainwashed into thinking it is good!

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    Re: worst movies of 2015 2015/12/23 16:11:41 (permalink)
    i guess we could sneak "Sharknado 2" on the list.....

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    Re: worst movies of 2015 2015/12/23 16:55:20 (permalink)
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    i guess we could sneak "Sharknado 2" on the list.....


    Your behind...Sharknado 3 "Oh Hell no" came out in 2015.  It's supposed to be stupid though. There's no excuse for some of these movies.

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    Re: worst movies of 2015 2015/12/26 12:23:54 (permalink)
    John Wick
     
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    Re: worst movies of 2015 2015/12/26 15:35:17 (permalink)
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    John Wick
     




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    Re: worst movies of 2015 2015/12/27 12:23:20 (permalink)
    Interesting set of mini-reviews. But I have to say I have no respect whatever for a reviewer who asks if I remember a scene from Dumb and Dumber. It implies he actually was able to tolerate more than the first five minutes of that motion picture. That he thinks I could is an insult, and would pretty much invalidate anything he has to say about another movie. 
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    Re: worst movies of 2015 2015/12/27 13:05:13 (permalink)
    I like Dumb and Dumber

     
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    Re: worst movies of 2015 2015/12/27 15:17:28 (permalink)
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    I like Dumb and Dumber




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    Re: worst movies of 2015 2015/12/27 22:04:58 (permalink)
    I don't get out much ...... good thing! 
     

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