I've been cooking my eggs in the morning for 3mins but their consistency is not quite right. Can you please fix this problem or give me a workaround.

Check your pan control.

Curious if Scott Garrigus is coming out with Egg POWER to illustrate and educate us in this matter
AND do What MR Kuper said - set the pan control
I have Emiril Pots and pans and never had this problem

I didn't have time to read all the answers but usually you should start by reinstalling windows. If your henhouse even has windows.

actually i did read most of them, many very funny!

now the peanut gallery makes a lame attempt at humor... all those who expect cake to fix a defective product are like those asking it to time the cooking of an egg. total bunk.

ORIGINAL: vitalstates

hi mlockett

please...what are grits?

regards

Ed

Ground hominy (someting like corn), boiled, typically thought of in the US as a southern dish served mostly at breakfast. For an excellent commentary on the matter, rent "My Cousin Vinny"

now the peanut gallery makes a lame attempt at humor... all those who expect cake to fix a defective product are like those asking it to time the cooking of an egg. total bunk.

Dude... it's a joke. (And while my initial post was lame, some of the responses are far from it.)

That said, I understand your concern, and I certainly don't want to discourage anyone from asking questions.

(However, this forum is extremely helpful, and most people get extremely quick answers... so I doubt this post will stop a single soul from asking questions.)

You could always get your own chicken!

There are nifty new models on the market which can lay a "dual-core" egg with twin yokes technology. The only thing you may have to be careful about if going this route is third party roosters.

But if you insist on buying them "pre-made" look for those with Omega3, they rock!

I find when "mixing" down my eggs, the yolk-plugs get a little "washed-out" if too much "Excitation" is used. As always in adding effects, "less is really more".

IMO, Moullinexx still makes the best egg "processors".

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Bob Katz book tells you that grits are electrical dithered. If you are still use eggs than you are LOOSER so GET A LIFE RIGHT NOW!!! Nintendo has pancakes and way better and all pros know you never have big-time customer like mine of 20-40% Maddona and U2 until you get smart and learn about REAL LIFE! I used Sonar until none of my eggs were good when I eat them in the car but it was WAY BETER when I got smart and now I only use Joe Meek SSL, Behringer etc.

you kill me


You may want to get your eggs from a certified DSP Farm or similar. Your local processing plant may be overloaded.

ORIGINAL: FwordNA

now the peanut gallery makes a lame attempt at humor... all those who expect cake to fix a defective product are like those asking it to time the cooking of an egg. total bunk.

Are you a paid professional stand up comic (contradiction !!!), you knock us so do better. or are you a critic and not an artist. Paid to moan at everything like a reasonably priced whore.

I see you are from San Fran "The city" that's a place where many bunk isn't it ?

come on then FwordNA let's hear your self generating lines that will have us rolling in the peanut gallery.. not stealing jokes

Ah well no response. shame it's been many hours already , any response should be of a very high standard.


< Message edited by bermuda -- 9/15/2005 1:51:42 PM >

ORIGINAL: FwordNA
whatever

ROFLMAO

oops I wet my pants !

This person just took comedy to new heights, took nearly 2 hours to develop it, but I don't think the comedy world will ever be the same, Torhan ...please play the Nobel Prize ceremony music as I think we have a winner in FwordNA.

Fantastic, this quality comedic moment was brought you from beyond the peanut gallery

Hey FwordNA, I'm just releasing the pressure as you were.... it's not that nice really to from either of us, so ...maybe going forward eh !

I've been cooking my eggs in the morning for 3mins but their consistency is not quite right. Can you please fix this problem or give me a workaround.

Mr Kuper? I demand personal satisfaction!

Did you try rebooting the stove?

In your kitchen, you should close all your windows and get outta there. Then, go back in and reopen your windows and see if that works.





- guitardood

ORIGINAL: FwordNA

now the peanut gallery makes a lame attempt at humor... all those who expect cake to fix a defective product are like those asking it to time the cooking of an egg. total bunk.

"Humor ... it is a difficult concept."

So the city has Lofty bunkers

It gets worse !

Lofty Bunkers sounds like a great name for a plugin

Well first I put an instance of Elephant, then I put it through my Lofty Bunkers mastering EQ

Lofty Bunkers

Lofty Bunkers rocks!!!

If you utilized the wrong pan control (depending on which wide of the equator you are on) you may end up sucking eggs, as we G.R.I.T. eatin' folks down south say,in which event, may sure you are in a sterile environment before attempting to remove your hard boiled drive.
Thanks for the laughs folks, I needed it today.