The Scar
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Attention Ron Kuper: how long should I cook my eggs for?
I've been cooking my eggs in the morning for 3mins but their consistency is not quite right. Can you please fix this problem or give me a workaround. Mr Kuper? I demand personal satisfaction! 
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RE: Attention Ron Kuper: how long should I cook my eggs for?
2005/09/14 20:40:03
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Have you tried removing cakewalk.ini and reprofiling your audio hardware?
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RE: Attention Ron Kuper: how long should I cook my eggs for?
2005/09/14 21:19:25
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I've been cooking my eggs in the morning for 3mins but their consistency is not quite right. Can you please fix this problem or give me a workaround.
Are you using a wrapper, or applying heat directly?
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RE: Attention Ron Kuper: how long should I cook my eggs for?
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RE: Attention Ron Kuper: how long should I cook my eggs for?
2005/09/14 21:22:27
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ORIGINAL: The Scar
I've been cooking my eggs in the morning for 3mins but their consistency is not quite right. Can you please fix this problem or give me a workaround.
I'm not sure about eggs, but grits take 20 minutes unless you have magic grits, or unless water soaks into a grit faster in your kitchen than in the rest of the grit-eating world, or if the laws of physics don't apply. (all this according to Vinnie)
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RE: Attention Ron Kuper: how long should I cook my eggs for?
2005/09/14 21:23:54
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I always revert to my 27 drivers....
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RE: Attention Ron Kuper: how long should I cook my eggs for?
2005/09/14 21:47:41
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I've been cooking my eggs in the morning for 3mins but their consistency is not quite right. Can you please fix this problem or give me a workaround.
Mr Kuper? I demand personal satisfaction! Please continue to cook the eggs until the chicken lays the next batch, then purchase more!!!
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RE: Attention Ron Kuper: how long should I cook my eggs for?
2005/09/14 22:13:19
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ORIGINAL: The Scar
I've been cooking my eggs in the morning for 3mins but their consistency is not quite right. Can you please fix this problem or give me a workaround.
Mr Kuper? I demand personal satisfaction!
This is a typical dum newbie question, if you don't mind me saying so. More information please if you want us to help you: Which make and model of cooker? Gas, Electricity or Other? Which size pan? Steel or Aluminum or Other? How much water? How many Eggs? Which heat setting are you using? Please answer all these questions. Then, if I still can't help you, to hide the fact that I'm stupid and don't know the answer, I'll think of half a dozen more to ask you.
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RE: Attention Ron Kuper: how long should I cook my eggs for?
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RE: Attention Ron Kuper: how long should I cook my eggs for?
2005/09/14 23:42:10
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ORIGINAL: The Scar
I've been cooking my eggs in the morning for 3mins but their consistency is not quite right. Can you please fix this problem or give me a workaround.
Mr Kuper? I demand personal satisfaction!
i'm right there with you Scar. I never had this problem when i was using other eggs .. they were rock solid. if ron doesn't come up with a solution, i'm going to demand my carton back. in fact, it's not good enough for him to post a reply .. no .. he's got to fly out here to San Francisco and deliver me new eggs personally and apologize to me in Flemmish and provide me with a suitable form of adult entertainment. i heard that's what he did for somebody in europe (whether he used a corporate
credit card is none of my business). can you hear me ron? this is really serious ... i'm holding my breath now .. i'm seeing spots already.... jeff
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RE: Attention Ron Kuper: how long should I cook my eggs for?
2005/09/15 00:03:08
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Page 97 of the manual. But your eggs are probably cracked anyway... 
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RE: Attention Ron Kuper: how long should I cook my eggs for?
2005/09/15 00:08:53
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uh, you ARE in colorado so it takes longer up there. In most of the south it only takes 15. This also depends on whether you use albers or quaker
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RE: Attention Ron Kuper: how long should I cook my eggs for?
2005/09/15 00:16:42
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Did this happen before you loaded 4.0.3 patch ??? I think S5 may fix this, i hear there's a consisitency meter in the track view !!!
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RE: Attention Ron Kuper: how long should I cook my eggs for?
2005/09/15 00:19:11
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The eggs I cooked on the die of a 64-bit processor running Sonar tasted 20-40% better than those cooked on the same processor running audio software that used a different (fry)panning law.
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RE: Attention Ron Kuper: how long should I cook my eggs for?
2005/09/15 01:14:13
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ORIGINAL: The Scar
I've been cooking my eggs in the morning for 3mins but their consistency is not quite right. Can you please fix this problem or give me a workaround. I strongly suggest you contact tech support. This is a user forum, not a support forum!
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RE: Attention Ron Kuper: how long should I cook my eggs for?
2005/09/15 01:19:04
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you should had bought my eggs (comes with a dongle, ya!) which are engineered to such a high level of eggsact tolerances. my product support would have hung up on you by now. Ya.
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RE: Attention Ron Kuper: how long should I cook my eggs for?
2005/09/15 01:23:14
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Real pros don't cook eggs, they fry'em. But first you need to know about "over easy" and "sunny side up" - these are pro terms we use in the business. No need to complain to Ron, do your homework first!
You should buy the book "Inside Eggs" by our esteemed forum member Eggo. Well worth the $87.95, you will thoroughly understand how pros make the most of eggs and even how to prepare them in a microwave and on your barbecue grill!
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RE: Attention Ron Kuper: how long should I cook my eggs for?
2005/09/15 07:14:55
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Cooking your eggs can affect your procreative capacity seriously - so does a compressor btw. For surgically editing your eggs you may want to try Eggacity, it's free.
If you still have problems, try 5 minutes but make sure to not go beyond 7:10 as your eggvelopes may stop working then. HTH
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RE: Attention Ron Kuper: how long should I cook my eggs for?
2005/09/15 07:25:39
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ORIGINAL: Grooveteer
Page 97 of the manual. But your eggs are probably cracked anyway...
Mein Egg ist Kaput!!
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RE: Attention Ron Kuper: how long should I cook my eggs for?
2005/09/15 07:56:20
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You should buy the book "Inside Eggs" by our esteemed forum member Eggo. Well worth the $87.95, you will thoroughly understand how pros make the most of eggs and even how to prepare them in a microwave and on your barbecue grill!
Hi The Scar: You can to buy the book which LoopJunkie told by $69,24 at www.****yourself.com. It´s a bargain  .
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RE: Attention Ron Kuper: how long should I cook my eggs for?
2005/09/15 07:58:57
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ORIGINAL: The Scar
I've been cooking my eggs in the morning for 3mins but their consistency is not quite right. Can you please fix this problem or give me a workaround.
Mr Kuper? I demand personal satisfaction!
You will need to upgrade your eggs to get the right consistency.
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RE: Attention Ron Kuper: how long should I cook my eggs for?
2005/09/15 08:39:05
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hi mlockett
please...what are grits?
regards
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RE: Attention Ron Kuper: how long should I cook my eggs for?
2005/09/15 08:51:48
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hi mlockett
please...what are grits?
regards
Ed
I think had them once when I stayed at the Peabody Hotel in Memphis (the place where the ducks walk the red carpet from the lift, sorry US friends, elevator, to the fountain and back every day). We here in the UK know grits as that frog spawn stuff we used to have with school dinners - tapioca. I was having a 'full English' fry-up and the waiter wanted to also give me - with the fry-up - pancakes and syrup and some grits. God, what are you Americans like?
post edited by Skyline In The Office - 2005/09/15 08:59:11
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RE: Attention Ron Kuper: how long should I cook my eggs for?
2005/09/15 09:00:06
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I'm sick of all these hacks using cracked eggs. We need a scrambled code to stop these poachers, using these foul tactics. What plans can we hatch, OM Let us think about it .
post edited by bermuda - 2005/09/15 09:39:32
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RE: Attention Ron Kuper: how long should I cook my eggs for?
2005/09/15 09:09:52
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ORIGINAL: The Scar
I've been cooking my eggs in the morning for 3mins but their consistency is not quite right. Can you please fix this problem or give me a workaround.
Mr Kuper? I demand personal satisfaction!
We have been unable to duplicate this problem in our test environment. Please contact tech support and arrange to send us a sample of the eggs. You should also include the bacon, toast and coffee you are using, so we can be sure we are repeating your exact conditions. In the meantime, make sure you have upgraded your stove, frypan, and spatula to the latest drivers.
post edited by dachay2tnr - 2005/09/15 09:17:26
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RE: Attention Ron Kuper: how long should I cook my eggs for?
2005/09/15 09:25:51
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Were you using a Line6 frying pan?
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RE: Attention Ron Kuper: how long should I cook my eggs for?
2005/09/15 09:35:37
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I've been cooking my eggs in the morning for 3mins but their consistency is not quite right. Can you please fix this problem or give me a workaround.
Mr Kuper? I demand personal satisfaction! RTFM ! jeffn1
post edited by jeffn1 - 2005/09/15 09:43:59
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