SteveStrummerUK
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Re:Make no mistake. This is the true CH FSF.
2012/06/14 11:57:10
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LIDL. Consider giving away a free nail brush with your cheapest one-ply toilet roll.
Create instant designer stubble by sucking a magnet and dipping your chin into a bowl of iron filings.
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re:Make no mistake. This is the true CH FSF.
2012/06/14 11:59:31
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Old ladies. A dab of silver model aircraft paint transforms repulsive facial warts into fashionable piercings.
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re:Make no mistake. This is the true CH FSF.
2012/06/14 12:00:32
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My favourite...
Find out how many of your cat's lives are remaining by hitting it repeatedly with a mallet. The number of strokes required to bring about its demise will correspond with the number of lives that remained.
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Re:Make no mistake. This is the true CH FSF.
2012/06/14 12:12:12
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2012/06/14 12:13:31
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re:Make no mistake. This is the true CH FSF.
2012/06/14 12:36:31
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I used to subscribe to Viz... Does that say something about my level of maturity 
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2012/06/14 12:52:51
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LIDL. Consider giving away a free nail brush with your cheapest one-ply toilet roll. LSHLTRCOMN!
Jyemz Thrombold's Patented Brisk Weather Pantaloonettes with Inclementometer
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SteveStrummerUK
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2012/06/14 13:30:51
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Re:Make no mistake. This is the true CH FSF.
2012/06/14 15:47:51
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Carol, the Mathematician,got cleavage!!!!
Green Acres is the place to be I dont twitter, facebook, snapchat, instagram,linkedin,tumble,pinterest,flick, blah blah,lets have an old fashioned conversation!
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Old55
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2012/06/14 16:26:21
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Coup d'etat! There's a new sherriff in this fred! The king is dead--long live the king.
Sir Strummy's taken over and made this fred Crap Jokes 2. Well played, Sir.
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2012/06/14 16:45:52
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Can I at least have credit for the "set up"?
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2012/06/14 16:48:55
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what next? Monkiees eating bacon flavored sundaes???
Green Acres is the place to be I dont twitter, facebook, snapchat, instagram,linkedin,tumble,pinterest,flick, blah blah,lets have an old fashioned conversation!
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Re:Make no mistake. This is the true CH FSF.
2012/06/14 16:49:07
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daryl1968
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2012/06/14 16:51:07
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 Too early for a countdown?
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2012/06/14 16:52:09
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2012/06/14 16:53:24
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bapu
To Insanity?
well, I suppose it is, yes. You never miss a chance for a plug do you?
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Ham N Egz
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2012/06/14 16:54:08
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post edited by musicman100 - 2012/06/14 16:55:56
Green Acres is the place to be I dont twitter, facebook, snapchat, instagram,linkedin,tumble,pinterest,flick, blah blah,lets have an old fashioned conversation!
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bapu
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Re:Make no mistake. This is the true CH FSF.
2012/06/14 16:57:35
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daryl1968
bapu
To Insanity?
well, I suppose it is, yes.
You never miss a chance for a plug do you?
What's that? You want a plug from me? HERE'S ONE: 
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bapu
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2012/06/14 16:58:38
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Coup d'etat! Is that a child with cooties? EWE!!!!
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Old55
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2012/06/14 17:27:34
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bapu
Can I at least have credit for the "set up"?
Of course. I just noticed the pattern developing.
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Old55
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Re:Make no mistake. This is the true CH FSF.
2012/06/14 17:28:56
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bapu
Old55
Coup d'etat! Is that a child with cooties?
EWE!!!!
I thought it was a car.
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Re:Make no mistake. This is the true CH FSF.
2012/06/14 18:17:12
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daryl1968
Too early for a countdown?
 Far Corfe
post edited by paulo - 2012/06/14 18:18:55
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daryl1968
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Re:Make no mistake. This is the true CH FSF.
2012/06/14 18:46:08
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paulo
daryl1968
Too early for a countdown?
Far Corfe
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Old55
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2012/06/14 20:29:54
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2012/06/14 20:37:22
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Old55
bapu
Can I at least have credit for the "set up"?
Of course. I just noticed the pattern developing.
A good, funny pattern--BTW. I wanted to bust Bapu a little, while I had the chance. I hope you don't run out of jokes, Steve. They're good'uns.
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Re:Make no mistake. This is the true CH FSF.
2012/06/16 03:54:34
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Forum Super Thread, all this time I thought you were dead.
Forum Super Thread so sublime, just turns out you'd gone to bed.
YAY!!!
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Re:Make no mistake. This is the true CH FSF.
2012/06/16 03:55:51
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☄ Helpful
Three cheers for Bapu for creating this Super Fred for us all to share.
Well done mate, keep up the good work.
It has a bit of everything doesn't it?
I don't know because I can't be arsed to read it.
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re:Make no mistake. This is the true CH FSF.
2012/06/16 04:04:48
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re:Make no mistake. This is the true CH FSF.
2012/06/16 04:49:47
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The American Marine Corps found they had too many officers and senior enlisted men. It was decided to offer an early retirement bonus.
They promised any officer or senior enlisted man who volunteered for retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in his body.
Those applying got to choose what those two points would be.
The first officer who accepted asked that he be measured from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked out with a bonus of $72,000.
The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked out with $96,000.
The third one was a non-commissioned officer, a grizzly old Sergeant Major who, when asked where he would like to be measured replied, "From the tip of my penis to my testicles." It was suggested by the pension man that he might want to reconsider, explaining about the nice big cheques the previous two officers had received. But the old Marine insisted and they decided to go along with him providing the measurement was taken by a medical officer. The medical officer arrived and instructed the Sergeant Major to "drop 'em," which he did. The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of his penis and began to work back. "Dear Lord!" he suddenly exclaimed, "Where are your testicles?"
The old Sergeant Major calmly replied, "Vietnam".
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re:Make no mistake. This is the true CH FSF.
2012/06/16 05:05:30
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I visited a Native American village yesterday, saw a tree in the middle of the village that was full of testicles....
It was a scrotum pole.
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