UbiquitousBubba
Some scientists and philosophers theorize that the choices we make split reality into multiple universes for each possible decision. 
 
In case your current universe seems a tad unreal today, just picture your other self in a different universe.
 
That may not help you feel better, but your other self wanted me to let you know that you've been pwned. 

My udder self just moved to Canada.......now it's just me myself, and I.

With all this hullabaloo going on outside, I feel this FSF is losing ground.......something's gotta give!!!  

drewfx1

UbiquitousBubba
Some scientists and philosophers theorize that the choices we make split reality into multiple universes for each possible decision. 

Interestingly, this necessitates the violation of the conservation of mass and energy as for every decision point a new copy of mass and energy is created out of nothing.
 
Of course time travel causes the same problem if one exists at two points in time. I thought I'd throw that out there so you could ask someone from the (alternative) future(s) what the solution to this is.

Oddly enough, there's a sentient coffee mug named Glubnard on my desk who just happens to be from another universe. I asked him about this issue and here's what he had to say.
 
"Bless your heart. Are you seriously suggesting that humans have the ability to create entire universes merely by making a choice?"
 
I left to get some paper towels to clean up a sudden spill. When I returned, he was still laughing.
 
"...no, I think I'll wear a blue shirt. POOF! That's hilarious. That's almost as funny as your lame attempt to comprehend string theory, dark matter, or progressive rock. Humans! You've got to be the dumbest creatures ever to infect the universe, bless your hearts."
 
He probably had more to say, but I created another universe by dropping him in a garbage can. This universe is much quieter.
 

Good evening, folks. 
Did anyone try to get serious here?
Seems unfitting for this place...
 

bapu
Define serious.

Not in here

I try to pick my battles more wisely these days

bapu

Zargg
I try to pick my battles more wisely these days

So you don't follow a god of war?

Of course i do
I'm not that wise

Zargg

bapu

Zargg
I try to pick my battles more wisely these days

So you don't follow a god of war?

Of course i do
I'm not that wise

Does your god of war have a name or should it not be spoken?

Typical