Mesh
The Wizard of Bazz?
 
 

UbiquitousBubba

drewfx1

UbiquitousBubba
Some scientists and philosophers theorize that the choices we make split reality into multiple universes for each possible decision. 

Interestingly, this necessitates the violation of the conservation of mass and energy as for every decision point a new copy of mass and energy is created out of nothing.
 
Of course time travel causes the same problem if one exists at two points in time. I thought I'd throw that out there so you could ask someone from the (alternative) future(s) what the solution to this is.

Oddly enough, there's a sentient coffee mug named Glubnard on my desk who just happens to be from another universe. I asked him about this issue and here's what he had to say.
 
"Bless your heart. Are you seriously suggesting that humans have the ability to create entire universes merely by making a choice?"
 
I left to get some paper towels to clean up a sudden spill. When I returned, he was still laughing.
 
"...no, I think I'll wear a blue shirt. POOF! That's hilarious. That's almost as funny as your lame attempt to comprehend string theory, dark matter, or progressive rock. Humans! You've got to be the dumbest creatures ever to infect the universe, bless your hearts."
 
He probably had more to say, but I created another universe by dropping him in a garbage can. This universe is much quieter.
 

Mesh

Mesh
Both of you???
Hopefully, it's not a side effect of Nergal....

UbiquitousBubba
Sorry. I'll turn it down.