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Re:Does anyone even read the fred title? 2012/07/10 11:26:37 (permalink)
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Moore's Cowbell--the number of cowbells will double ever two years. 


That's about the same rate as the growth of Moobs (depending on your daily becan consumption) YMMV.




YMMV ~ Your Moobs May Vary?

 
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Re:Karyn's More Cowbell Happy Birthday FSF 2012/07/10 11:26:51 (permalink)

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Moore's Cowbell--the number of cowbells will double ever two years. 


That's about the same rate as the growth of Moobs (depending on your daily becan consumption) YMMV.




YMMV ~ Your Moobs May Vary?

I read the fred title because I subscribe to all freds I'm actively participating in. And in my email client I can select all the same notifications (based on title).


So, when people change the title it messes up my "ketchup" technique (when multiple replies are present).
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Re::Karyn's More Cowbell Happy Birthday FSF 2012/07/10 11:27:58 (permalink)
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Moore's Cowbell--the number of cowbells will double ever two years. 


That's about the same rate as the growth of Moobs (depending on your daily becan consumption) YMMV.




YMMV ~ Your Moobs May Vary?

 
(Certainly appropriate!!)

TITLE CHANGE!!!!!!
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Re:Karyn's More Cowbell Happy Birthday FSF 2012/07/10 11:28:56 (permalink)
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Moore's Cowbell--the number of cowbells will double ever two years. 


That's about the same rate as the growth of Moobs (depending on your daily becan consumption) YMMV.




YMMV ~ Your Moobs May Vary?

I read the fred title because I subscribe to all freds I'm actively participating in. And in my email client I can select all the same notifications (based on title).


So, when people change the title it messes up my "ketchup" technique (when multiple replies are present).

That's just a bunch of jubberish Fred talk.

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Re:Karyn's More Cowbell Happy Birthday FSF 2012/07/10 11:41:12 (permalink)
My fred talk is all I have left of my sanity.
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Re:Karyn's More Cowbell Happy Birthday FSF 2012/07/10 11:42:18 (permalink)
Karyn was the receiver of the "I participated" bandy thing on page 188.
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Re:Karyn's More Cowbell Happy Birthday FSF 2012/07/10 11:43:20 (permalink)
Where's Daryl's arse today?
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Re:Karyn's More Cowbell Happy Birthday FSF 2012/07/10 11:45:30 (permalink)
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Where's Daryl's arse today?


He's prolly having a drink at one of the monkey bars....

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Re:Karyn's More Cowbell Happy Birthday FSF 2012/07/10 11:46:11 (permalink)
So Daryl walks into The Monkey Bar......
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Re:Karyn's More Cowbell Happy Birthday FSF 2012/07/10 11:47:11 (permalink)
And says....

Will you guys quit horsing around.


None of the Monkeys laughed.


The just continued to hang around.
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Re:Karyn's More Cowbell Happy Birthday FSF 2012/07/10 11:52:39 (permalink)
Daryl walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then the monkey jumps on to the pool table and swallows a billiard ball.

The bartender screams at Daryl, "Your monkey just ate the cue ball off my pool table -- whole!"

"Sorry," replied Daryl. "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. I'll pay for everything."

Daryl finishes his drink, pays and leaves.

Two weeks later, Daryl's in the bar with his pet monkey, again. He orders a drink, and the monkey starts running around the bar. The monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out and eats it.

The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.

"Yeah," replies Daryl. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures stuff first."

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Re:Karyn's More Cowbell Happy Birthday FSF 2012/07/10 11:53:52 (permalink)
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Daryl walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then the monkey jumps on to the pool table and swallows a billiard ball.

The bartender screams at Daryl, "Your monkey just ate the cue ball off my pool table -- whole!"

"Sorry," replied Daryl. "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. I'll pay for everything."

Daryl finishes his drink, pays and leaves.

Two weeks later, Daryl's in the bar with his pet monkey, again. He orders a drink, and the monkey starts running around the bar. The monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out and eats it.

The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.

"Yeah," replies Daryl. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures stuff first."

ROR!!!!
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Re:Karyn's More Cowbell Happy Birthday FSF 2012/07/10 12:12:16 (permalink)
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Daryl walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then the monkey jumps on to the pool table and swallows a billiard ball.

The bartender screams at Daryl, "Your monkey just ate the cue ball off my pool table -- whole!"

"Sorry," replied Daryl. "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. I'll pay for everything."

Daryl finishes his drink, pays and leaves.

Two weeks later, Daryl's in the bar with his pet monkey, again. He orders a drink, and the monkey starts running around the bar. The monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out and eats it.

The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.

"Yeah," replies Daryl. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures stuff first."
 
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Re:Karyn's More Cowbell Happy Birthday FSF 2012/07/10 12:16:59 (permalink)
I like true stories.

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Re:Karyn's More Cowbell Happy Birthday FSF 2012/07/10 12:21:11 (permalink)
Mesh, did I tell you I like monkeys?
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Re:Karyn's More Cowbell Happy Birthday FSF 2012/07/10 12:35:25 (permalink)
Do you have a monkey bar Daryl?
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Re:Karyn's More Cowbell Happy Birthday FSF 2012/07/10 12:37:12 (permalink)
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Do you have a monkey bar Daryl?

no, but I was very angry with that particular naughty monkey that ate the cue ball.
I had to give him a spanking
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Re:Karyn's More Cowbell Happy Birthday FSF 2012/07/10 12:37:57 (permalink)
On his arse?
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Re:Karyn's More Cowbell Happy Birthday FSF 2012/07/10 12:40:31 (permalink)
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Daryl walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then the monkey jumps on to the pool table and swallows a billiard ball.

The bartender screams at Daryl, "Your monkey just ate the cue ball off my pool table -- whole!"

"Sorry," replied Daryl. "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. I'll pay for everything."

Daryl finishes his drink, pays and leaves.

Two weeks later, Daryl's in the bar with his pet monkey, again. He orders a drink, and the monkey starts running around the bar. The monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out and eats it.

The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.

"Yeah," replies Daryl. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures stuff first."


Classic.

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Re:Karyn's More Cowbell Happy Birthday FSF 2012/07/10 12:40:55 (permalink)
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On his arse?

I did it in front of the whole bar
 
I was arrested for spanking the monkey in public
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Re:Karyn's More Cowbell Happy Birthday FSF 2012/07/10 12:46:06 (permalink)
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Moore's Cowbell--the number of cowbells will double ever two years. 


That's about the same rate as the growth of Moobs (depending on your daily becan consumption) YMMV.




YMMV ~ Your Moobs May Vary?

I read the fred title because I subscribe to all freds I'm actively participating in. And in my email client I can select all the same notifications (based on title).


So, when people change the title it messes up my "ketchup" technique (when multiple replies are present).


You probably shouldn't have told us (Beagle) about that. 

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Re:Karyn's More Cowbell Happy Birthday FSF 2012/07/10 12:46:52 (permalink)
Straummy is going to be mad at me for the Oragami fred. I said I would suspend with the mock titled freds but I just could not resist that one.

My bad.

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Re:Karyn's More Cowbell Happy Birthday FSF 2012/07/10 12:49:22 (permalink)
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On his arse?

I did it in front of the whole bar
 
I was arrested for spanking the monkey in public
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Or an award!!
 

 

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Re:Karyn's More Cowbell Happy Birthday FSF 2012/07/10 12:52:14 (permalink)
Spank The Monkey by Peter Gaybriel?
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Re:Karyn's More Cowbell Happy Birthday FSF 2012/07/10 12:53:15 (permalink)
Finally, the FSF goes puerile.
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Re:Karyn's More Cowbell Happy Birthday FSF 2012/07/10 12:54:40 (permalink)
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Finally, the FSF goes puerile.


Bordeline vile.

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Re:Karyn's More Cowbell Happy Birthday FSF 2012/07/10 12:55:28 (permalink) ☄ Helpful
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Finally, the FSF goes puerile.


Bordeline vile.


do we need to put an 'Adults only' tag on the title?
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Re:Karyn's More Cowbell Happy Birthday FSF 2012/07/10 12:55:51 (permalink)
We need Straummy to come in and brighten up the place with his tame jokes.
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Re:Karyn's More Cowbell Happy Birthday FSF 2012/07/10 12:56:48 (permalink)
top of the page - woohoo
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Re:Karyn's More Cowbell Happy Birthday FSF 2012/07/10 12:56:51 (permalink)
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Finally, the FSF goes puerile.


Bordeline vile.


do we need to put an 'Adults only' tag on the title?

Karyn's name is there. She owns a gun (or two). Is that not enough?
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