AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

daryl1968

Mesh

Old55

Mesh


Greetings to you as well Brother Jan!!

How was everyone's weekend?

I had a cold this weekend, so I got some rest and relaxation.  Not bad over all.  I'm almost back to normal--Abbie Normal.  LOL

Glad to see you've returned to your "normal" state
 
This is my last week at my current post, so I'm looking forward to catching up to all that valuable lost time I missed out in all the happenings in this FSF.....I wish someone could summerize the last 4-5 pages.....

Monkeys - Arse - not particularly in that order

musicman100

Mesh

Old55

Mesh


Greetings to you as well Brother Jan!!

How was everyone's weekend?

I had a cold this weekend, so I got some rest and relaxation.  Not bad over all.  I'm almost back to normal--Abbie Normal.  LOL

Glad to see you've returned to your "normal" state
 
This is my last week at my current post, so I'm looking forward to catching up to all that valuable lost time I missed out in all the happenings in this FSF.....I wish someone could summerize the last 4-5 pages.....

Although I cant be arsed to go back I shall dew sew for ewe...
 
 
1. Make Love, Not War
 
2. Shameless Plugs for an exciting new redeaux of a cover tune
 
3 Monkey Poo
 
4. Good Mornings/Afternoons/Evenings
 
5. everything else
 
 
that just about covers it, I believe

You guys are fantastic!!
 
Now, I can move forward with a clear conscience of knowing that not much is in dire need of really knowing much here.  

but you dont know whats right around the corner....
 
 
 
hand lotion
 
 
or an exciting release by some CH confederates....

musicman100


but you dont know whats right around the corner....
 
 
 
hand lotion
 
 
or an exciting release by some CH confederates....

Somehow, those two topics should never be combined in one sentence.
 
 
 

MONKEY LOTION - there has to be a song in there somewhere

Next song for The Forum Monkey's - Do the Monkey's Locomotion

Don't forget the shameless plugs...

I don't feel well today. Be nice to me. Oh go on.

We're always nice to you....

Bapu ent, ees a bully.

As I sat at the traffic lights, a policeman drove up beside me and said, "Step out please, sir".
 
I said, "Is there a problem, officer?".
 
He said, "I have reason to believe you're drunk, sir".
 
I said, "Drunk?! I'm just an honest bloke trying to get home".
 
He said, "Well fatty, you're not going to get very far in that wheely bin".
 
 

Antivirus pioneer John McAfee is wanted by the Police for murder charges...





If they catch him they estimate the trial could last 30 days.

I made my debut last night as a stand-up comedian.

Being really nervous, I decided to try that old trick of imagining the audience naked.

I still got booed off stage though.

Apparently there's nothing funny about having a wank in front of five hundred people.

james

james

james

james

JAMES

He heard you the first time.

JAMES

J  A  M  E  S

Or maybe not

um could you repeat that pluezzeee???

I thought that Iceland's Prawn Ring was called that because it was circular....




Now I've tried one I know its actually because it tastes of fish crap.

SteveStrummerUK


I thought that Iceland's Prawn Ring was called that because it was circular....




Now I've tried one I know its actually because it tastes of fish crap.

Best Chortle I've 'ad in ages.

Yes Dazza?

jamesg1213


Yes Dazza?

HI

Now then cockerchumpy.

Is it ironic that Daryk's "HI" was at the BOTP?

bapu


Is it ironic that Daryk's "HI" was at the BOTP?

NO

Like good wine, the "HI's" need more time.....

Alanis Morrissette would probably think so. Daft mare.

Jammer - are you feeling a bit better now petal?

daryl1968

bapu


Is it ironic that Daryk's "HI" was at the BOTP?

NO

jamesg1213


Alanis Morrissette would probably think so. Daft mare.

So it just a co-winky-dink?

Who is FRED and have you determined why you are botherng him?

This fred is a wanker.

Sawsidge an mash has slightly revived me.

jamesg1213


Sawsidge an mash has slightly revived me.

so it was a minor irritation? Good job for the thing for wotshisface and me by the way - that simian thing

Ta mate, you too. Made oi larf.

jamesg1213


Ta mate, you too. Made oi larf.

bloody stoopid really but wth - shouldn't take life too seriously eh?

hello???


DARYL????

Daryk

Daryk

Daryk

Daryk

Daryk!

Daryk!!!

Can Daryk see better offline?

Daaaaaryyyyyyyk!!!!!!!!

DARYK!!!!

Now look what you've started. 

whooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 
 
sumbody in trouble

DOnt ferget, this coming monday...

a release by sum old guys that will raise the dead ......



hehe Bapu see what I did there?

musicman100


DOnt ferget, this coming monday...

a release by sum old guys that will raise the dead ......



hehe Bapu see what I did there?

I dun deed seed wot you dung dare

bapu

musicman100


DOnt ferget, this coming monday...

a release by sum old guys that will raise the dead ......



hehe Bapu see what I did there?

I dun deed seed wot you dung dare

ewe soundz lak dat dere guy on dat hallimungator show   choot em bapu!!!

Choots n Ladders?

Is this the "Why Bother" Fred or the"NagBap" Fred? I Am confused! AND WHAT LANGUAGE is :  dun deed seed wot you dung?

Bapu-"I dun deed seed wot you dung dare"

 I don't know this language but I officially opt out of the dung dare.

Bill, it's the "it is whatever you want it to be" FRED.

I once had a friend named Hu Flung Dung.....he just rost it and frew over the cuckoo's nest.

Now I have to call Daryk all over again.

He cannae be arsed to go back three posts let alone a full page.