AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

daryl1968


Straummy - are you still gonna send me that bundle?

 
Has Edwidge been naggin' you to nag me?
 
 
And what is this bundle of lurve of which you speak my yellow-caped curmogeonly compadre?

SteveStrummerUK

daryl1968


Straummy - are you still gonna send me that bundle?

 
Has Edwidge been naggin' you to nag me?
 
 
And what is this bundle of lurve of which you speak my yellow-caped curmogeonly compadre?

Sum royal wench?

I cannae spell curmudgeonly
 
 
Although an older boy said that was how it was speeled.
 
 
 

Oh yessimus.

something about a huge cornwall I think

Jonbouy


Dill, a Herb, once sang:
 
I'm Dill the Dog.
 
I'm a Dog named Dill.
 
Although my tail I'd love to catch.
 
I've never caught it yet.
 
 
Dill was way ahead of his time.  I think Morrisey went on to copy him.
 
 

PROOF HERE

Hey Strummy,,

whats the business about everybody over there being all agog about this majikian who kan walk on water and pass through a glass plate and force a cell fone into a bottle.?\\

Ive seen some articles, ewe-tubes debunking his illusions

McQ should be here in 8 posts no doubt.

musicman100
his illusions

Mooch jest told me (in a text) I'm delusional.


My Unicorn told me not to believe him.

Jonbouy

Jonbouy


Dill, a Herb, once sang:
 
I'm Dill the Dog.
 
I'm a Dog named Dill.
 
Although my tail I'd love to catch.
 
I've never caught it yet.
 
 
Dill was way ahead of his time.  I think Morrisey went on to copy him.
 
 

PROOF HERE

You need one of these plugs in every fred here in the COFFEE HOUSE.


HTH.

who got the 13,000th post? I don't remember

...and I can't be bothered to go back and look

bothered=arsed?

I cannae be arsed to translate

wheee r knot there , yet ,DARYK

IS EVERYONE WAITING FOR 13999?

OK WE R THERE

woohoo - nice one MM100 - I'm very happy for you - what does he get Bapu?

Man, this is taking forrrrrrreeeeeeevvvvvvvvvveeeeeeerrrrr to get to 15K.

Can we step it up people?

Hey Daryk, mebee we can release some more songs. That's always good for a few hunnert useless plugs here.

daryl1968


who got the 13,000th post? I don't remember

 
Pfft...
 
 
I wonder who got the whole forum's 1,000,000th post.
 
 
Now that is pretty feckin' sad an achievement.
 
 
I have a framed screenshot of that very post hanging on my wall.
 
 

 
 

daryl1968


something about a huge cornwall I think

 
Derwood, please accept the feckin' DropBox Shared-Folder Invite I sent you 24.93536725473 days ago
 
 
 
Ta.
 
 
 

SteveStrummerUK

daryl1968


who got the 13,000th post? I don't remember

 
Pfft...
 
 
I wonder who got the whole forum's 1,000,000th post.
 
 
Now that is pretty feckin' sad an achievement.
 
 
I have a framed screenshot of that very post hanging on my wall.
 
 

 
 

not you then?

SteveStrummerUK

Old55


A smoldering chortle, Sir. 

 
I think I deserve a YHBT for that one Jan.

I  would certainly give you one, if it was in my power to do so.  I'll have to start a new FRED, so I can do that. 

Old55

SteveStrummerUK

Old55


A smoldering chortle, Sir. 

 
I think I deserve a YHBT for that one Jan.

I  would certainly give you one, if it was in my power to do so.  I'll have to start a new FRED, so I can do that. 

Yeah, a fresh FSF starting from the beginning...
 
This one has managed to stay on message though.
 
 
(Ore hazzit?)

well, I 4 1 yam happy 2 got the yella thingy for 14K thanks 2 de Bapu

whom I know is busy mixing and in a quandry for "our" little project,

BUTT I no he will dew da rite thing, yes?

bapu

musicman100
his illusions

Mooch jest told me (in a text) I'm delusional.


My Unicorn told me not to believe him.

Butt ewe sea he never answered my ? about that that majikician and walkin on da water, like smoke on the water, liok h₂o under da bridge...
 
 
or wuz it da chorus???

Old55

SteveStrummerUK

Old55


A smoldering chortle, Sir. 

 
I think I deserve a YHBT for that one Jan.

I  would certainly give you one, if it was in my power to do so.  I'll have to start a new FRED, so I can do that. 

Here you go:  


http://forum.cakewalk.com/fb.ashx?m=2723476

maybe you should buy a new one

It's Cyber Monday, it will be cheap.  

I'm going to wait to buy on Ruby Tuesday

Not Donut Wednesday?

Happy Ruby Tuesday, kids.  Everyone recovering from their Cyber Monday hangovers?  

who?




thinks??



the???


fred????



has?????











meandered.

How it it meander when it's been wandering aimlessly all along?  

Old55


How it it meander when it's been wandering aimlessly all along?  

This is true , trying to guide this thread is akin to herding cats
 
 
 
 
 

musicman100

Old55


How it it meander when it's been wandering aimlessly all along?  

This is true , trying to guide this thread is akin to herding cats
 
 
 
 
 

Definitely.  

Improve yourself daily:
Today stop using "UP" phrases and words; you will be a better person for it:
act up, add up, backup, break up, broke up, build up, caught up, choke up, clean up, close up, cook up, cooped up, crop up, cut up, doctor up, draw up, dry up, eat up, fed up, fill up, finish up, fired up, frame up, freshen up, fred up, fun up, going up, hang up, heal up, heat up, hold up, hook up, jack up, knock up, lap up, look up, make up, man up, mark up, match up, measure up, mop up, open up, patch up, paste up, pick up, pin up, pony up, punch up, push up, ratchet up, ramp up, rev up, roll up, round up, run up, screw up, set up, settle up, sex up, shrivel up, shut up, smash up, sop up, stack up, stick up, straighten up, suck up, sum up, throw up, tighten up, trim up, tune up, turn up, wait up, wake up, warm up, wind up, wipe up, work up, wrap up, you're up
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I walked up to this bloke today and told him he had the most impressive sideburns I'd ever seen.

Ungrateful bugger went ape.














And that's how I lost my job in the intensive care unit.

SteveStrummerUK


I walked up to this bloke today and told him he had the most impressive sideburns I'd ever seen.

Ungrateful bugger went ape.














And that's how I lost my job in the intensive care unit.

LIKE THESE BURNS???
 
 

LOL
 
 
 

wow - this thread has spurted

daryl1968


wow - this thread has spurted

Youse guyz r da bezt.

musicman100

daryl1968


wow - this thread has spurted

That's me after chili!  I'd hate to think what might happen if I tried some of Strummy's vindaloo. 

bapu


Youse guyz r da bezt.

Da beast? 

jm24


Improve yourself daily:
Today stop using "UP" phrases and words; you will be a better person for it:
act up, add up, backup, break up, broke up, build up, caught up, choke up, clean up, close up, cook up, cooped up, crop up, cut up, doctor up, draw up, dry up, eat up, fed up, fill up, finish up, fired up, frame up, freshen up, fred up, fun up, going up, hang up, heal up, heat up, hold up, hook up, jack up, knock up, lap up, look up, make up, man up, mark up, match up, measure up, mop up, open up, patch up, paste up, pick up, pin up, pony up, punch up, push up, ratchet up, ramp up, rev up, roll up, round up, run up, screw up, set up, settle up, sex up, shrivel up, shut up, smash up, sop up, stack up, stick up, straighten up, suck up, sum up, throw up, tighten up, trim up, tune up, turn up, wait up, wake up, warm up, wind up, wipe up, work up, wrap up, you're up
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Word up.
I think you just messed up a little.

I like Clint Eastwood.

Much like the Myrrh cannot refuse to give it's fragrance to the valley...
 
I couldn't help letting that one go...

That makes scents.  

Ya.

howdy everyone, and i dew mean everyone, meanies and monkies alike

I only know seven cowboy jokes....






But they are magnificent.

 Yipee yi yo chortle!

hello everybody - this thread needs a push


where's the nearest cliff?

but, Daryk, if we lose this thread, were are we all going to hang out, all day?

I like Cliff.

PLUEZZE FRED DONT GO AWAY

musicman100





PLUEZZE FRED DONT GO AWAY

awwwww look at him, he's all sad........I like monkeys

Are you sure that's a 'he'?
 
Just askin'

Jonbouy


Are you sure that's a 'he'?
 
Just askin'

I was thinkin' the same thing!