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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/24 17:35:19 (permalink)
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Limbo

 
A limbo dancer married a locksmith yesterday...

 
 
 
 
The wedding was low key.
 
 

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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/24 17:36:22 (permalink)
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Pfft....


Boil a live lobster and you're a chef...


But boil a live kitten and suddenly it's a big deal.

Chortle.
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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/24 17:37:22 (permalink)
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daryl1968


Limbo

 
A limbo dancer married a locksmith yesterday...

 
 
 
 
The wedding was low key.
 
 

Chortle.
post edited by bapu - 2012/07/24 17:38:47
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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/24 17:39:00 (permalink)

I was sitting in the pub sinking a few jars and chatting to some birds when one of them said "I heard that you were a limbo dancer?"

"Yeah I am." I replied.

"Come on then, how low can you go?" she enquired.

I said "Well, if I was desperate then I'd probably steal from a kid in a wheelchair."

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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/24 17:40:54 (permalink)
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I was sitting in the pub sinking a few jars and chatting to some birds when one of them said "I heard that you were a limbo dancer?"

"Yeah I am." I replied.

"Come on then, how low can you go?" she enquired.

I said "Well, if I was desperate then I'd probably steal from a kid in a wheelchair."

Chortle10
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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/24 17:52:39 (permalink)
daryl1968





GW likes kitties, also ????

Green Acres is the place to be
 I dont twitter, facebook, snapchat, instagram,linkedin,tumble,pinterest,flick, blah blah,lets have an old fashioned conversation!
 
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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/24 17:56:42 (permalink)

I've decided to become a boat builder.


I just put a kitten, egg whites and sugar into a blender....


I'm going to make a catermeringue.


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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/24 18:20:09 (permalink)
ewe shure r doggedly going about that recipe

Green Acres is the place to be
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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/24 19:04:03 (permalink)
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daryl1968





GW likes kitties, also ????


In a white wine sauce. 

Should auld acquaintance be forgot--hey, who the hell are you guys?  
 
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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/24 21:02:32 (permalink)
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww how kute

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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/24 21:48:04 (permalink)
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awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww how kute

MM100 - they are indeed kute but what do you think of this Mexican Meerkat?
 

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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/24 21:51:34 (permalink)
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musicman100


awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww how kute

MM100 - they are indeed kute but what do you think of this Mexican Meerkat?
 



He's an imposter, he doesn't even look like a Meerkat. He looks too Chinchillary
post edited by Jonbouy - 2012/07/24 21:52:44

"We can't do anything to change the world until capitalism crumbles.
In the meantime we should all go shopping to console ourselves" - Banksy
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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/24 21:54:10 (permalink)
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musicman100


awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww how kute

MM100 - they are indeed kute but what do you think of this Mexican Meerkat?




He's an imposter, he doesn't even look like a Meerkat. He looks too Chinchillary
shhhhhh - he's in disguise
 
 
by the way I realllly like Meerkats - they are my fayvrit
 
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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/24 22:22:04 (permalink)
Hey, hey we're the Meerkats.  And people say we Meerkat around.  

Should auld acquaintance be forgot--hey, who the hell are you guys?  
 
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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/24 22:31:51 (permalink)
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Hey, hey we're the Meerkats.  And people say we Meerkat around.  

YES - let's have a look at a 'gang' of Meerkats
 

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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/24 22:38:12 (permalink)
Outstanding in their field.  

Should auld acquaintance be forgot--hey, who the hell are you guys?  
 
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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/24 22:46:47 (permalink)
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Outstanding in their field.  

indeed Sir Jan of Californiashire - 
 
 
 
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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/24 23:05:51 (permalink)
I wonder if their moms complain about their posture.  

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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/25 00:14:58 (permalink)
Always, always....

The space you have will always be exceeded in direct proportion to the amount of stuff you have...Thornton's Postulate.

Bushpianos
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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/25 00:23:51 (permalink)
It's in the Mom handbook.  

Should auld acquaintance be forgot--hey, who the hell are you guys?  
 
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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/25 00:41:02 (permalink)
I hope this fred is on a new page by the time I wake up.

I'm off for the night.
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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/25 00:43:33 (permalink)
Good night, Squire.  

Should auld acquaintance be forgot--hey, who the hell are you guys?  
 
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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/25 00:45:30 (permalink)
Same to you Jan of Californiashire.
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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/25 00:50:46 (permalink)
Why are they called mere cats, anyway?  

Should auld acquaintance be forgot--hey, who the hell are you guys?  
 
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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/25 01:01:11 (permalink) ☄ Helpful
daryl1968


Old55


Hey, hey we're the Meerkats.  And people say we Meerkat around.  

YES - let's have a look at a 'gang' of Meerkats
 


Those meerkats have the same eye make-up as the local traffic reporter lady.  

Should auld acquaintance be forgot--hey, who the hell are you guys?  
 
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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/25 01:28:37 (permalink) ☄ Helpful
Got woot?

 
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/25 01:40:30 (permalink)
Because they meer?

The space you have will always be exceeded in direct proportion to the amount of stuff you have...Thornton's Postulate.

Bushpianos
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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/25 06:36:41 (permalink)
I really like Meerkats.

They are good plane-spotters.

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In the meantime we should all go shopping to console ourselves" - Banksy
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