dappa1
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2012/07/25 06:42:16
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One day a man with a guitar went to Kensington as he really wanted to see the royal albert hall.
He had realised that his favourite artist always played there. From a little boy he thought that it would be nice to be in a band but the furthest he ever got with that was Apple's Garage band. While this filled him with ecstacy it never really had the buzz that he wanted. Whilst sitting on the bus, he thought about his life and how it had been hard through out the years. Now in his aged life he realised that it was a piece of cake. He got of the bus and started to walk through the park.
On his way he stumbled a cross a Studio at Flat number One 2 melody Road. He was able to reminisce and look at the buildings at it inspired him to write a song. As he walked toward Albert Hall. He played his guitar, though it was an electric guitar still there was no reason to rig it up.
It was only logical for him to play, whilst he was singing and walking people gave him money, some one even gave him an apple with a bite in it. He didn't care, he still ate it.
He crossed the road and got hit by a Micra, the damage was minimal as when the collision was made the Micra had just been waxed so it was Micrasoft! he crossed the road and walked fifty yards down the road where he met another musician who liked to play bass. He was in a cue, whilst the guitarist willing to play with him he had no time to wait with the Cuebassist.
Fifteen minutes later he arrived at the Royal Albert Hall...
he then jumped on the bus and went back home.
As he walked through the Door he thought...that was a big waste of time.
Moral of the story is....
Your input???
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Ham N Egz
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2012/07/25 09:09:35
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daryl1968
musicman100
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww how kute
MM100 - they are indeed kute but what do you think of this Mexican Meerkat?
I thought those were manufactured in Germany by FOMOCO??
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Chaos Choir
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2012/07/25 09:21:52
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post edited by Chaos Choir - 2012/08/27 12:05:30
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craigb
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2012/07/25 09:42:15
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But how many holes does it take to fill that hall?
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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bapu
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2012/07/25 10:24:53
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Old55
Why are they called mere cats, anyway?
Because they like to look at themselves in the meer?
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bapu
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2012/07/25 10:27:36
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craigb
But how many holes does it take to fill that hall?
Because they like to look at themselves in the meer?
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2012/07/25 10:29:46
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I went to see a counsellor. I told him, "I've feel really angro, very enkshus, and I'm parinod."
"I know what you're problem is Straummy" he said...
"It sounds like you have trouble expressing your emotions."
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SteveStrummerUK
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2012/07/25 10:32:09
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I noticed that my tuna is dolphin friendly....
Pfft.... the stupid little bugger, a dolphin would eat him in an instant given the chance.
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SteveStrummerUK
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2012/07/25 10:33:43
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I've just bought a border collie....
The one I already had wasn't bored enough.
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bapu
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2012/07/25 10:37:47
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SteveStrummerUK
I've just bought a border collie....
The one I already had wasn't bored enough.
Chortle 12.7989685745
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dappa1
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2012/07/25 11:46:33
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If he had practiced along the way. (life's Journey) he could have played the royal. The Cubasis was talented but had no time for him. Too busy finding the right DAW the one he used was to easy so the ability to learn had evaded him. At the end of his life he realised that using so many different things (APPS) was not the answer but fine tuning his art and utilizing others would have helped him to fulfill his dream!
Instead of looking at the Royal Albert he could have been playing. A DAW Software is in nowise any comparision to mastering your guitar, piano, Cello etc. etc.ect
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bapu
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2012/07/25 11:48:36
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Sometimes art imitates life.
All other times Art posts in the FSF.
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craigb
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2012/07/25 11:52:45
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I thought Art was banned band for TOS violations?
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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2012/07/25 13:23:06
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As me and the girlfriend headed off on a romantic holiday, we talked about what kinky things we'd like to do to each other.
She said, "I've always wanted to be handcuffed."
So I planted a kilo of coke in her suitcase.
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daryl1968
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2012/07/25 14:15:03
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bapu
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2012/07/25 14:25:11
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Daryl, Lookie HERE Just tryin' to do you proud
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daryl1968
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2012/07/25 14:36:01
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bapu
Daryl, Lookie HERE
Just tryin' to do you proud
Splendid - yes, you are very trying
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Old55
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2012/07/25 15:13:15
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daryl1968
It just ain't fair.
Should auld acquaintance be forgot--hey, who the hell are you guys? X2(X3 pending hardware upgrade), Emulator X2, E-mu 1212M, Virtual String Machine
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2012/07/25 15:21:46
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What do Dr Funkenstein, Dappa1, Derrick & Lynn have in common?
Jyemz Thrombold's Patented Brisk Weather Pantaloonettes with Inclementometer
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2012/07/25 15:29:05
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What do Dr Funkenstein, Dappa1, Derrick & Lynn have in common?
They all start with 'D' apart from Lynn which doesn't. Am I right?
"We can't do anything to change the world until capitalism crumbles. In the meantime we should all go shopping to console ourselves" - Banksy
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2012/07/25 15:35:57
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Some people call me Maurice SPLAT Pro lifetime, ADK 6 core 3.6Ghz with 32 GB RAM, SSD 1TB system drive, 3 3TB regular drives for samples, recordings and misc. Behringer X Touch, UAD Apollo Quad. 2 UAD2 Quads PCI (i think - inside the box whatever that is), Console 1. More guitars (40??) and synths (hard and soft) than talent. Zendrum!!!
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daryl1968
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space_cowboy
I like bush babies
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2012/07/25 17:15:11
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Just broke a mirror AND a light bulb....
Looks like 7 more years of bad ideas.
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2012/07/25 17:25:45
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SteveStrummerUK
Just broke a mirror AND a light bulb....
Looks like 7 more years of bad ideas.
This fred is getting out of hand. I want a full report on my desk tomorrow morning!
post edited by Zonno - 2012/07/25 17:27:40
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Ham N Egz
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2012/07/25 17:28:44
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SteveStrummerUK
Just broke a mirror AND a light bulb....
Looks like 7 more years of bad ideas.
This fred is getting out of hand.
I want a full report on my desk tomorrow morning!
Green Acres is the place to be I dont twitter, facebook, snapchat, instagram,linkedin,tumble,pinterest,flick, blah blah,lets have an old fashioned conversation!
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2012/07/25 17:51:17
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Zonno
This fred is getting out of hand.
You're just discovering this after 247 pages??!!?? 
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2012/07/25 18:22:10
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SteveStrummerUK
Just broke a mirror AND a light bulb....
Looks like 7 more years of bad ideas.
This fred is getting out of hand.
I want a full report on my desk tomorrow morning!
I had it ready to hand in... But the dog ate it sir.......... honest. And an older boy stole it off me.
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2012/07/25 18:54:44
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bapu
Zonno
This fred is getting out of hand.
You're just discovering this after 247 pages??!!??
(Shush. The short bus just arrived, ya?)
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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Old55
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2012/07/25 19:09:47
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Would a goat party be getting out of hoof?
We're getting close to another TOTP.
Should auld acquaintance be forgot--hey, who the hell are you guys? X2(X3 pending hardware upgrade), Emulator X2, E-mu 1212M, Virtual String Machine
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craigb
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2012/07/25 19:21:36
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Uh oh... Page 248 is still hidden!
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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