SteveStrummerUK
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Re:My Back Pages
2012/05/17 16:45:48
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Re:My Back Pages
2012/05/17 16:50:11
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I think it happens because of the title changes. It throws people off the scent.
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Re:My Back Pages
2012/05/17 16:52:19
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Kind of like that alien in that sci-fi movie--I can't think of the name.
Should auld acquaintance be forgot--hey, who the hell are you guys? X2(X3 pending hardware upgrade), Emulator X2, E-mu 1212M, Virtual String Machine
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2012/05/17 16:55:45
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Old55
Kind of like that alien in that sci-fi movie--I can't think of the name.
Titanic?
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Re:My Back Pages
2012/05/17 16:57:15
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Old55
Kind of like that alien in that sci-fi movie--I can't think of the name.
Planet of the Apes ? Daryl likes monkeys.
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Re:My Back Pages
2012/05/17 16:59:02
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Old55
Kind of like that alien in that sci-fi movie--I can't think of the name.
Planet of the Apes ?
Daryl likes monkeys.
I like monkeys
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Re:My Back Pages
2012/05/17 17:01:43
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daryl1968
paulo
Old55
Kind of like that alien in that sci-fi movie--I can't think of the name.
Planet of the Apes ?
Daryl likes monkeys.
I like monkeys
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Re:My Back Pages
2012/05/17 17:02:17
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post edited by musicman100 - 2012/05/17 17:04:31
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Re:My Back Pages
2012/05/17 17:02:48
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daryl1968
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Old55
Kind of like that alien in that sci-fi movie--I can't think of the name.
Planet of the Apes ?
Daryl likes monkeys.
I like monkeys
ah - look, it's got heart shaped arse
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Re:My Back Pages
2012/05/17 17:03:24
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. I went to a fancy french restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said,
"Don't I know you?
post edited by musicman100 - 2012/05/17 17:11:44
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re:My Back Pages
2012/05/17 17:03:36
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Daryl, is it just monkeys you like?
Or primates in general?
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Re:My Back Pages
2012/05/17 17:06:59
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A guy walks into a bar with a duck under one arm, and an alembic bass on the other and says:
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
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Re:My Back Pages
2012/05/17 17:08:15
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If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
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Re:My Back Pages
2012/05/17 17:09:23
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If you write the word "monkey" a million times, do you start to think you're Shakespeare?
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Re:My Back Pages
2012/05/17 17:11:10
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A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of
sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will."
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Re:My Back Pages
2012/05/17 17:13:34
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In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often
I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a
woman in Madagascar. She said, "Cut it out
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Re:My Back Pages
2012/05/17 17:14:43
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SteveStrummerUK
Daryl, is it just monkeys you like?
Or primates in general?
well, Strummy, it's funny you should ask. Primates consists of Simians (monkeys) and Prosimians (Lemurs, bushbabies and tarsiers). If I had to make a choice I would have to say Simians. But now I feel bad for those little Lemurs like off of Madagascar - you got to move it move it
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Re:My Back Pages
2012/05/17 17:15:07
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I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it it.
Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I might have written that."
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Re:My Back Pages
2012/05/17 17:16:31
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I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.
My house is made out of balsa wood, so when I want to scare the neighborhood
kids I lift it over my head and tell them to get out of my yard or I'll throw
it at them
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Re:My Back Pages
2012/05/17 17:17:59
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The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my carkeys.
I started the house up. So, I drove it around for a while.
I was speeding, and a cop pulled me over. He asked where I lived. I said, "right here, officer".
Later, I parked it on the freeway, got out, and yelled at all
the cars, "Get out of my driveway!"
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Re:My Back Pages
2012/05/17 17:18:27
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there's a song title over in the song forum 'short and intense' and I'm dieing to put 'that's what she said' as a comment but that would be wrong, right?
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Re:My Back Pages
2012/05/17 17:20:04
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I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.
I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes 500 miles per hour.
The harmonica sounds *amazing*
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Re:My Back Pages
2012/05/17 17:27:08
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I bought a sat-nav the other day.
What a useless piece of junk. I had it on as I drove around the West Midland Safari Park. At one point it said, "Now, bear left."
I looked left - it was a monkey having a wank. Looked nothing like a bear.
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Re:My Back Pages
2012/05/17 17:27:54
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Long live Stephen Wright.
Genius.
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2012/05/17 17:30:01
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UbiquitousBubba
Long live Stephen Wright.
Genius.
+Ya its all in his delivery ... friggin pant whetting funny
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Re:My Back Pages
2012/05/17 17:32:25
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UbiquitousBubba
Long live Stephen Strummer.
Genius.
Now dats bettererer 
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Re:My Back Pages
2012/05/17 17:32:49
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Does anyone else think that MM just put all those rubbish jokes up just to try and get to a page that didn't have........... you know ........................... a heart shaped monkeys arse on it........
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re:My Back Pages
2012/05/17 17:44:35
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I just burnt my fingers in boiling oil and screamed "OOH OOH AAH AAH" like a monkey.
It was a chip pan, see.
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