AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

craigb


What do you call an Italian with no hands?

A mute.

'ad a friend like that once. When I suggested to th' crowd he could tella story without sayin' a word, 'e gave me a look that spoke volumes. Words I can't repeat 'ere!
 
Lest to say 'e aint my friend nomore.

Good Morning...

All cccold here...4F and north to northwest winds at 20-30 mph ....

Whassappiningere?

Old55

bapu

Old55


Is that Freddie and the Dreamers--or Freddie and the Kruegers?  

Sea wot eye dun dare?

Uh, no.  Sorry.  

Fender.


Get it?


Freddy Fender

WHAT'S A FREDDY?
AM I Doing it correctly?


Mike?

So, I pulls in to the garage gas station this morning for to get some diesel. On returning to me van, the battery is flat.

Aha, I thinks, garage has a workshop, workshop will have jump leads. I knocks on the door.

'Can I borrow a set of jumps leads please, got a flat battery'

'Sorry mate, we're not allowed to lend out tools'

The sad thing is, I actually wasn't that surprised.

I am not going to post in this FRED UNLESS it is 64 bit...



not that it matters......


hehehehehe

WTH is going on?

I Am (and have been) subscribed to this fred but all of a sudden I no longer get email notifications, FOR THIS ONE FRED.

Has this FRED finally broken the internestles? Or, did it just break wind.

It has to be almost time for some Monkey music Mr B - you know, a really stupid, monkey themed song just to piss off a few people (mentioning no names)

daryl1968


It has to be almost time for some Monkey music Mr B - you know, a really stupid, monkey themed song just to piss off a few people (mentioning no names)

I could be persuaded my pri-mate.

Will monkeys be involved?

Daryl likes monkeys

I just wanted to drop in and say I've been doing the Freddy since 1965 and it's why my moobs are so attractive!

daryl said wee-wee off....

dont wee wee on my boot and tell me its raining...

it's snowing.

Karyn


it's snowing.

We've only had one lot of snow, on Friday, but it's still completely white everywhere - no sign of it melting yet.

bapu


WTH is going on?

I Am (and have been) subscribed to this fred but all of a sudden I no longer get email notifications, FOR THIS ONE FRED.

Has this FRED finally broken the internestles? Or, did it just break wind.

FSF is just too big for any one person to get e-mail notifications.  

I DO like monkeys, Jonesey - did I tell you already?

MM100 - sorry about the P word - I didn't mean to upset any wankers who might find that word offensive

bapu

Old55

bapu

Old55


Is that Freddie and the Dreamers--or Freddie and the Kruegers?  

Sea wot eye dun dare?

Uh, no.  Sorry.  

Fender.


Get it?


Freddy Fender

   I was blind, but now I see.   

Daryk,

How does one become a wanker?

I'm considering the change over.

bapu


Daryk,

How does one become a wanker?

I'm considering the change over.

I cannot tell you as it involves striking a primate

daryl1968


It has to be almost time for some Monkey music Mr B - you know, a really stupid, monkey themed song just to piss off a few people (mentioning no names)

Apes In White Aspen (Satin).  Always climbing a tree.
People below me upon which I can pee.

Old55

daryl1968


It has to be almost time for some Monkey music Mr B - you know, a really stupid, monkey themed song just to piss off a few people (mentioning no names)

Apes In White Aspen (Satin).  Always climbing a tree.
People below me upon which I can pee.

I like - I like - Jan - would you be interested in writing some really stupid lyrics if I give you the tune I had in mind?

daryl1968

Old55

daryl1968


It has to be almost time for some Monkey music Mr B - you know, a really stupid, monkey themed song just to piss off a few people (mentioning no names)

Apes In White Aspen (Satin).  Always climbing a tree.
People below me upon which I can pee.

I like - I like - Jan - would you be interested in writing some really stupid lyrics if I give you the tune I had in mind?

I'll have a go.  Stupid is easy--I do it all the time.  Incredibly stupid might take a little effort.  Then again, maybe not so much effort.    

Old55

daryl1968

Old55

daryl1968


It has to be almost time for some Monkey music Mr B - you know, a really stupid, monkey themed song just to piss off a few people (mentioning no names)

Apes In White Aspen (Satin).  Always climbing a tree.
People below me upon which I can pee.

I like - I like - Jan - would you be interested in writing some really stupid lyrics if I give you the tune I had in mind?

I'll have a go.  Stupid is easy--I do it all the time.  Incredibly stupid might take a little effort.  Then again, maybe not so much effort.    

emailed you

The current Mrs Daryl1968 and I on our wedding day

daryl1968

Is that a love child of the Telletubbies?

bapu

aaaarrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh - noooooooooooooooooooo


they are the devil's children

Did someone kill the CH? Seems somewhat..moribund...

Methinks its the Teletubbies.

One look at them and, well...

<screaming noise, followed by falling over noise, followed by total silence>

All I know is that Tinky Winky isn't such a big talker when his posse isn't there to back him up.

bapu

I wouldn't normally suggest a tanning salon, but I think they could use one.  

Jan - I believe that a couple of them now work in a tanning salon. One of the others has his own reality show, Dipsy Shore and the other is still in rehab

 
I bought a new microwave from Argos today, but I think it might be broken...
 
 

I keep pressing the soup button and nothing comes out.

I watched 'Countdown' today.
 
I was noticing the new lady that has replaced Carol Vorderman.  She's quite a looker I thought.
 
Anyway I got aroused.
 
 
 
I was proud of that.  A seven letter word wasn't too shabby.

Pulchritude is today's random word.
 
It doesn't sound too pretty but it is.

Jonbouy


I watched 'Countdown' today.
 
I was noticing the new lady that has replaced Carol Vorderman.  She's quite a looker I thought.
 
Anyway I got aroused.
 
 
 
I was proud of that.  A seven letter word wasn't too shabby.

 
 
That's Rachel Riley....
 
 
I'd give her a consonant, vowel, consonant, consonant.
 
 

SteveStrummerUK

Jonbouy


I watched 'Countdown' today.
 
I was noticing the new lady that has replaced Carol Vorderman.  She's quite a looker I thought.
 
Anyway I got aroused.
 
 
 
I was proud of that.  A seven letter word wasn't too shabby.

 
 
That's Rachel Riley....
 
 
I'd give her a consonant, vowel, consonant, consonant.
 
 

Two from the top one from the bottom and the rest from anywhere else...

 
Consonant please Myfanwy.
 
Consonant please Myfanwy.
 
Consonant please Myfanwy.
 
Consonant please Myfanwy.
 
Consonant please Myfanwy.
 
Consonant please Myfanwy.
 
Consonant please Myfanwy.
 
Consonant please Myfanwy.
 
Consonant please Myfanwy.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
(JB will like this one )
 
 

Only possible in Wales or on Gryzlyrg.

daryl1968


Jan - I believe that a couple of them now work in a tanning salon. One of the others has his own reality show, Dipsy Shore and the other is still in rehab

Isn't one an escort or a porn star?  

OK This is really weird.

I only got an email notification when Straummy replied with the "Bapu's random thoughts for the day.... " in his tittle. All others posts before (for the last two days) and after that have not given me a notification. And nothing in my spam folder either. Summin's up wid dat "DO THE FREDDY!!!" tittle for me and my nifticacations on this fred.

If you think the horse burgers are bad, you should try the quarter panda.











                                                            

SteveStrummerUK


If you think the horse burgers are bad, you should try the quarter panda.









A double-chortle on this one.  Hold the mayo.  

                                                            

The current topic title is exactly what the original lead singer of Queen used to say.

The current topic title is exactly what the original lead singer of Queen used to say.

Whoa... Someone posted the same thing as I did - and from my account too!!!

SteveStrummerUK


 
Consonant please Myfanwy.
 
Consonant please Myfanwy.
 
Consonant please Myfanwy.
 
Consonant please Myfanwy.
 
Consonant please Myfanwy.
 
Consonant please Myfanwy.
 
Consonant please Myfanwy.
 
Consonant please Myfanwy.
 
Consonant please Myfanwy.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
(JB will like this one )
 
 

I like it too.


It's my Mum's name. 

bapu


"Super Fred" seems a bit ostentatious, no?

This.

jamesg1213

SteveStrummerUK



Consonant please Myfanwy.

Consonant please Myfanwy.

Consonant please Myfanwy.

Consonant please Myfanwy.

Consonant please Myfanwy.

Consonant please Myfanwy.

Consonant please Myfanwy.

Consonant please Myfanwy.

Consonant please Myfanwy.










(JB will like this one )

I like it too.


It's my Mum's name. 

Why oh why do people give their kids wierd names?  Are they trying to encourage bullying at school?
 
"Oi, Consonant...  come 'ere..."

is there a Guiness Book for the longest thread/Views?
If so,i will volunteer to moove this baby along.
Last and only chance i may get to participate in a World Record and nothing but time to lose?
Why not.
    

i`m serious folks-only 62k more views and it`s half a million.
not to be sneezed at plus this is my 300th post so i have a vested interest
cheers

Happy 300th 

Happy 300th 

Happy 300th