AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

chefmike8888

Old55

daryl1968


Cheers Jan - how's things with you mate?

I'm doing OK.  I have a long weekend, too.  Only I get to spend most of my time off at doctors' offices.  I getting some check-ups and tests done.  Boring stuff.  

You and me both brother, you and me both.


And Daryl, sorry to hear about your soggy bottoms.


Mike

Guys, they're all snake oil salesmen - don't believe a word they say!!! It's a conspiracy I tell you.


and thanks for your concern about my wet patches Mike :)

Hello Bapu - everyone but Yoko on Backing vocals.
Don't worry, I told the guy at FOH to ride her fader

daryl1968

musicman100

craigb


Can someone lend me $10?  I want to slap Yoko...

Music by Staypress

At Least you dont want to WHIP her...

ohh wait, that was John...

what has my music got to do with it MM100?


:)

I think your music is MUCH better than a mewing yoko

Thanks guys.  My doctors are pretty good--they only only try to sell the minimum snake oil that's required by the AMA and the pharmaceutical establishment.   

Old55


Thanks guys.  My doctors are pretty good--they only only try to sell the minimum snake oil that's required by the AMA and the pharmaceutical establishment.   

AMA - Against Medical Advice
 

Mesh

It's very strange, Mesh.  When I just look at the thread, I can't see the graphic in your message.  But now, when I reply--I can clearly see that it's George Carlin.  Maybe it's a Chrome thing.  

Edit:  Now that I've replied, the graphic shows up in the original message.  

Old55

Mesh

It's very strange, Mesh.  When I just look at the thread, I can't see the graphic in your message.  But now, when I reply--I can clearly see that it's George Carlin.  Maybe it's a Chrome thing.  

me too - spooky....but kinda cool

Mesh

test I get a red X in a box for your image ....

Only a red x here too.  But it's a good looking red x so there is that...

Any offensive stuff going on in here?

jamesg1213


Any offensive stuff going on in here?

its all been Xed out ...

jamesg1213


Any offensive stuff going on in here?

I Am here. Gudunov?

bapu

jamesg1213


Any offensive stuff going on in here?

I Am here. Gudunov?

Ivana Trump.


BRB.

jamesg1213


Any offensive stuff going on in here?

Someone stole post 10000 IIRC

bapu

jamesg1213


Any offensive stuff going on in here?

Someone stole post 10000 IIRC

I dont believe there ever was a post 10k,
IN FACT, I dont belive my post is real
 
but then again , I like sausage *****
 
 
 
*** only those sausage that remsemble a sausage, and nothing else

bapu

jamesg1213


Any offensive stuff going on in here?

Someone stole post 10000 IIRC

It wasn't me.  I'm going to steal 20000--but I plan on regretting it once I do it.  

Old55

bapu

jamesg1213


Any offensive stuff going on in here?

Someone stole post 10000 IIRC

It wasn't me.  I'm going to steal 20000--but I plan on regretting it once I do it.  

Are you gonna pre-order your regret? I believe there is a discount coupon for that.

this is hilarious but be warned - some people may find it offensive - I know I did
 http://forum.cakewalk.com/fb.ashx?m=2759271

daryl1968


this is hilarious but be warned - some people may find it offensive - I know I did
http://forum.cakewalk.com/fb.ashx?m=2759271

I don't know.

I found it disappointingly non-offensive.

I need to learn to be offended more easily somehow. No one here ever seems to really offend me.


I do get annoyed sometimes though (when I'm not too busy annoying others), so there is that.

drewfx1

daryl1968


this is hilarious but be warned - some people may find it offensive - I know I did
http://forum.cakewalk.com/fb.ashx?m=2759271

I don't know.

I found it disappointingly non-offensive.

I need to learn to be offended more easily somehow. No one here ever seems to really offend me.


I do get annoyed sometimes though (when I'm not too busy annoying others), so there is that.

my pathetic attempt at irony mate.

daryl1968

drewfx1

daryl1968


this is hilarious but be warned - some people may find it offensive - I know I did
http://forum.cakewalk.com/fb.ashx?m=2759271

I don't know.

I found it disappointingly non-offensive.

I need to learn to be offended more easily somehow. No one here ever seems to really offend me.


I do get annoyed sometimes though (when I'm not too busy annoying others), so there is that.

my pathetic attempt at irony mate.

Yeah, I kinda got that.

But I'm not offended by irony (except when I do it).

bapu

Old55

bapu

jamesg1213


Any offensive stuff going on in here?

Someone stole post 10000 IIRC

It wasn't me.  I'm going to steal 20000--but I plan on regretting it once I do it.  

Are you gonna pre-order your regret? I believe there is a discount coupon for that.

I get it by the case at Costco.  

Old55

bapu

Old55

bapu

jamesg1213


Any offensive stuff going on in here?

Someone stole post 10000 IIRC

It wasn't me.  I'm going to steal 20000--but I plan on regretting it once I do it.  

Are you gonna pre-order your regret? I believe there is a discount coupon for that.

I get it by the case at Costco.  

Best if used by "whenever"?

bapu

Old55

bapu

Old55

bapu

jamesg1213


Any offensive stuff going on in here?

Someone stole post 10000 IIRC

It wasn't me.  I'm going to steal 20000--but I plan on regretting it once I do it.  

Are you gonna pre-order your regret? I believe there is a discount coupon for that.

I get it by the case at Costco.  

Best if used by "whenever"?

Ya.

I like it in here - it's nice and safe and 'bull-free'.

daryl1968


I like it in here - it's nice and safe and 'bull-free'. 

Don't be too sure about that..they're watching...



''Current active users There are 2 members and 5 guests.''

jamesg1213

daryl1968


I like it in here - it's nice and safe and 'bull-free'. 

Don't be too sure about that..they're watching...



''Current active users There are 2 members and 5 guests.''

bugger

daryl1968

jamesg1213

daryl1968


I like it in here - it's nice and safe and 'bull-free'. 

Don't be too sure about that..they're watching...



''Current active users There are 2 members and 5 guests.''

bugger

Careful, baby koala bears may be reading this.

jamesg1213

daryl1968

jamesg1213

daryl1968


I like it in here - it's nice and safe and 'bull-free'. 

Don't be too sure about that..they're watching...



''Current active users There are 2 members and 5 guests.''

bugger

Careful, baby koala bears may be reading this.

I like baby koala bears

daryl1968

jamesg1213

daryl1968

jamesg1213

daryl1968


I like it in here - it's nice and safe and 'bull-free'. 

Don't be too sure about that..they're watching...



''Current active users There are 2 members and 5 guests.''

bugger

Careful, baby koala bears may be reading this.

I like baby koala bears

Too quick for me mate, my Dopey Flash wossname crashed.

look at 'em both with their sticky up ears and lickle black noses

That branch that they're on looks a little bit phallic to me.

drewfx1


That branch that they're on looks a little bit phallic to me.

Then I shall have it chainsawed immediately, and have them both flogged.




Is that what you want?




'Cos that's what'll 'appen!!!

Flogging koalas offends me.

offend

or

off end?

bapu


offend

or

off end?

Steady man, steady...you'll cause a hullaballoo.

HERE have a Laff on me

GROAN GROAN GROAN GROAN










I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausages are the wurst.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. But he says he can stop any time.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.






I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

Broken pencils are pointless.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

French pancakes give me the crêpes.

Velcro — what a rip off!

A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

I love Tim Vine. 

bapu


offend

or

off end?

Offend, off end, arse off.

It's all the same to me.

drewfx1


Flogging koalas offends me.

Shame as I've got one for sale.

Actually I better come clean.
 
I lied about having a Koala to flog sell.

daryl1968

aaaaaawwwwwww...sweetie!!!

Jonbouy


Actually I better come clean.
 
I lied about having a Koala to flog sell.

Another lost opportunity for me.


Will you be invoicing me anyway?

bapu

Jonbouy


Actually I better come clean.

I lied about having a Koala to flog sell.

Another lost opportunity for me.


Will you be invoicing me anyway?

If thas whachew want.

sew, knowbody liked my jokes???


ur just a bunch of kitty kats....

where is Daryks Uncle when ewe knead him...

I loved your jokes mm100 - sorry for the delayed reaction mate 

musicman100


sew, knowbody liked my jokes???


ur just a bunch of kitty kats....

where is Daryks Uncle when ewe knead him...

Oh oh..


Be careful what you wish for...

this was a lame attempt to be cutting edge and make fun ,, but I shoud not mock hypocrisy,

I am sorry

I will never dew it again

gawd I miss the mash ups

it was so much fun in the old days till everybodys knickers got in a wad

I dont miss "those" posters who left, EXCEPT

the Ladies , well Karyn still posts, but Jules and mamma bear I havent seen

daryl1968


I loved your jokes mm100 - sorry for the delayed reaction mate 

Jokes?


MM told jokes?

Daryl and Mesh thank you for your comments..
I will try to do better, remeber I ALWAYS refered to Daryls Uncles poultry as a ROOSTER...
knot a C**K

Bapu won day I hope to be funny...

musicman100


Bapu won day I hope to be funny...

Juan dae I hope ewe Will.b.Am too.

I look forward to the day where we don't have to be funny to be accepted and just being unfunny will be enough.
 
FSF is a shining becan beacon in this quest.
 
Long live FSF

Jonbouy


I look forward to the day where we don't have to be funny to be accepted and just being unfunny will be enough.
 
FSF is a shining becan beacon in this quest.
 
Long live FSF

I mean this from the bottom of my Heart, Bouy
 
, I hope you never abandon this forum, because I enjoy your INSIGHT,your HUMOUR, and your BUFFOONRY...

PS: note the odor in which I listed your contributions

I found out today in that other fred that I have a corrupt soul!

Kind of the highlight of my day, as it 'splains a lot.

JB,

I'm working on being fauna these days.