AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

Are we there yet?

Make it so!!

FSF Fact:

The total surface area of every HYBT awarded in the FSF would be sufficient to cover every ripe banana on the planet and colour them all yellow.
 

Merely one of many amazing facts about FSF.

Happy Saturnday, Friends.  

How yew bee Jan?

<sings> Spam, spam, spam, spam wonderful spam...

{highShrillyVoice}But, I do't like spam.

There should be some sort of prize for the 500,000th view and/or the 20,000th post.  Perhaps something like a demo use of all Bapukreator Plugs for 5 minutes would work.  Another option could be one rasher of cooked becan: winner responsible to pick up from Inuvik, NW Territories (a town well within the Arctic Circle: current temp -35 F).  Or, perhaps, a free, no expenses paid one-way trip to somewhere like Zzyzx, CA?

FSF Fact:

FSF is very similar to the human spleen in many ways.  One of them being is that if it was totally removed it is unlikely that anyone would show any lasting ill effects.  Perhaps some would but only likely if they were suffering from some underlying condition in the first place.


Merely one of many amazing facts about FSF.

Linear Phase


Make it so!!

   So, I guess the band posted an advert for a Singer. DOH!!! Now band becomes The Seamstress 

Hi,

This thread is missing a soundtrack!

So far the movie looks awful!

Moshkiae


Hi,

This thread is missing a soundtrack!

So far the movie looks awful!

Oh, it has a soundtrack, however this is supposedly a family website and, well, you know...

(dup)

Moshkiae


(dup)

Re-duped.

bapu


How yew bee Jan?

I'm hangin' in there.  Been getting some muscle cramps and stuff that make it tough to post.  I haven't been feeling too witty either--so I guess I'm witless, now.  

Old55

bapu


How yew bee Jan?

I'm hangin' in there.  Been getting some muscle cramps and stuff that make it tough to post.  I haven't been feeling too witty either--so I guess I'm witless, now.  

I get brain cramps, but that doesn't stop me from posting! 

A fred question:

Fact: The occupation of "orchestra conductor" tends to cause those in the field to be very long-lived due to the physical nature of the job, and the good health required.*

Willl this fred last as long?






*The comment excludes Jean Baptiste Lully, because although he lived into his early 70's back at the time of Louis XIV, he did himself in via his conducting: He used to pound his staff on the floor to keep time, and one time he missed - stabbed himself in the foot, got gangrene and died.

noldar12


A fred question:

Fact: The occupation of "orchestra conductor" tends to cause those in the field to be very long-lived due to the physical nature of the job, and the good health required.*

Willl this fred last as long?






*The comment excludes Jean Baptiste Lully, because although he lived into his early 70's back at the time of Louis XIV, he did himself in via his conducting: He used to pound his staff on the floor to keep time, and one time he missed - stabbed himself in the foot, got gangrene and died.

So, life expectancy is much longer than if your a lightning conductor, ya?

A key statement, true that.

Hmm...

An idea for a political party's candidate: one Ms. or Mr. Ricity.

Then we could Elect Ricity.  Think of the debates he/she could spark.  Think of the charge it could give to a flagging campaign or political system... he/she could really light things up.  The press could have a field day with all sorts of shocking stories or allegations.

noldar12


Hmm...

An idea for a political party's candidate: one Ms. or Mr. Ricity.

Then we could Elect Ricity.  Think of the debates he/she could spark.  Think of the charge it could give to a flagging campaign or political system... he/she could really light things up.  The press could have a field day with all sorts of shocking stories or allegations.

Won't work.  Nobody in politics is well grounded.

LOL, you are so roight!

noldar12

He used to pound his staff on the floor to keep time, and one time he missed - stabbed himself in the foot, got gangrene and died.

Only one time?

Old55

bapu


How yew bee Jan?

I'm hangin' in there.  Been getting some muscle cramps and stuff that make it tough to post.  I haven't been feeling too witty either--so I guess I'm witless, now.  

Sorry to hear that may friend. Take care.

Well, one time that rrrreeeeeaaaaaalllllyyyyy mattered.

FSF Fact:
 
Although undeniably consisting of a very long thread it is doubtful that FSF would yeild enough material to produce even the skimpiest pair of undershreddies.
 
 
Merely one of many amazing facts about FSF.

Just watched a movie where one of the commercials made the claim "Better than taking Viagra alone."

I couldn't help but wonder...  Who the heck would want to do that in the first place???

P

Chortle!
 
 

arse

daryl1968


arse

tart

Mornins' FSF.

Jan, hang in there buddy.
We have both been through the ringer over the last year or two.
I'm finally seeing the light at the end of the tunnel and hope you're not far behind.

Wait...........scratch that.

DON'T GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT!!!   


Get well,
Mike

And to my fellow monkey, kitten and piglet loving friend I'd just like to add.

Monkey Arse!

That will be all, carry on then.

Mike?

On May 3rd this lovely little post will be turning one year old.
My how the time does fly.

Are there any plans for party's and gifts?

Will it be a black tie event or So-Cal casual in honor it's father/creator?

Do you like argyle socks and if so is it possible to find a matching belt and tie?

Can I bring a friend?

Will someone be my friend or possibly loan/rent me one?

Mac or PC?

After a year of running strong, Cakewalk should make this a sticky or even better yet make it the first thing you see when you log in and title it 'IMPORTANT! READ THIS FIRST BEFORE POSTING. No?

I'm going to grab a cup of coffee. Anybody want something while I'm in the kitchen?

Is 20%-40% better really 20%-40% better or is it just a placebo effect?

Can one post run on so long that it actually can be the bottom of the page and the top of the page at the same time?

BRB, I still need some coffee (insert elevator music here)
Ok I'm back, thank you for holding did ya's miss me?

I miss having the lady's here. We need to find more women with recording interest and invite them.
Karyn is great and all, she plays a mean cowbell is funny and shoots stuff.
But she has been slacking in the post department does anyone agree?

Perhaps she could recruit some of her friends?

They honestly don't even need to know anything about recording. We could always teach them how to play the tambourine, maracas and the like right? 

Wouldn't it be nice to have some women around as a recourse for vocals or back up vocals?

Can anyone think of a few more important queries as the ones I've listed above? 

I need a shave?


Mike?

It's fiesta time!  Happy National Tortilla Chip Day, everyone.  


http://holidayinsights.co...ry/tortillachipday.htm

chefmike8888


Mornins' FSF.

Jan, hang in there buddy.
We have both been through the ringer over the last year or two.
I'm finally seeing the light at the end of the tunnel and hope you're not far behind.

Wait...........scratch that.

DON'T GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT!!!   


Get well,
Mike

Thanks, Mike.  I'm mostly in the dark anyway.  

daryl1968


arse

And the man brings it back around.

bapu

daryl1968


arse

And the man brings it back around.

A man of few, but powerful, word(s)

Werd.

Forget the Viagra... Cialis lasts for three days!!

If I ever just disappear you'll know that I drank a couple of beers, decided to try a testosterone suppliment and Cialis at the same time. I'm pretty sure I would become a 60+ adolescent and end up in jail. There is a reason it isn't leagal for a 14 year old t drink.

...reminds me of a song by Drive-by Truckers: Dead, Drunk, and Naked.

FSF Fact: 

FSF can be clearly seen from space, even from as far away as the surface of the moon.  You will however need a good internet connection there for it to be visible in it's usual full glory. 


Merely one of many amazing facts about FSF.

this fred should be redacted.......


I always have wanted to use that word in a sentence,,,


Ive seen it used somewhat, never in this capacity,,,,,


I like dots and commas//////

Congratulations to me!!!   No immediate threats were found...

Do you think Bapu snickers whenever someone says they're from 29 Palms?
(Tree count matters not - bless his heart.)

Jonbouy


Merely one of many amazing facts about FSF.

What a joy it is to learn so many things about Fred. I wonder if the BBC could run a documentary on it?

musicman100


this fred should be redacted.......


I always have wanted to use that word in a sentence,,,


Ive seen it used somewhat, never in this capacity,,,,,


I like dots and commas//////

Good Morning Peeps!!

We have seen our first Robin this fine morning....

Happy Moanday, chaps.  

I'm wearing my happy chaps.

I also have another meeting with HR.

Good morning Beastie Boyz & Girly Girlz!!

Ub, good to see you in here......another cameo appearance since turning rich & famous?

for a Monday its not Mundane, or MunSwedish, but watch the horsie meat...

I'm not rich or famous.  I just have a headache and a serious lack of monkeys.  On the other hand, this steak is delicious. 

UbiquitousBubba


I'm not rich or famous.  I just have a headache and a serious lack of monkeys.  On the other hand, this steak is delicious. 

this sound slike a post from upstairs....

musicman100

UbiquitousBubba


I'm not rich or famous.  I just have a headache and a serious lack of monkeys.  On the other hand, this steak is delicious. 

this sound slike a post from upstairs....

GASP!!!
 
Clearly, I'm more exhausted than I realized.  Still, there's no excuse for such things.  Let the beatings commence at once.

UbiquitousBubba


I'm not rich or famous.  I just have a headache and a serious lack of monkeys.  On the other hand, this steak is delicious. 

Horsey!!
 
Ya, we haven't seen Darryl in here for sometime and this barrel is getting restless.