AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

Ve Vill Conquer De Dawgs!!!

Biting is illogical.

...Unless, of course, you are a vampire.  Then it makes perfect sense. 

Am I the only one wondering now how Star Trek might have been different if Spock was a Vulcan Vampire?  Would he drink red blood?  If so, would it seem cherry flavoured? 

I need to call J. J. Abrams again.  Maybe I'll get through this time...

Is it digital?

15 views away from the all elusive 500K.

bapu


15 views away from the all elusive 500K.

Another millstone attaching itself to the FSF?

The problem is we'll never know who had the 500,000th view.

Such a sad day in the life of The FSF!!!

Tittle Change!!!!!

bapu


The problem is we'll never know who had the 500,000th view.

Such a sad day in the life of The FSF!!!

With your proficient post count, no Juan will eva doubt you if you claimed it.
 
Long live Bapu!!

Not before time

500,000?  That's almost one view per personality!  I don't know what the rest of you have been watching.

 Da' where's tha' Becon!?! Which way di it go!?!  Dogone it!!  

 
 Da',, where's Bapu!?!, which way di hee go!?! 


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The question is......Where Isn't Bapu? He's almost ubiquitous, but without the Bubba factor.

bapu


The problem is we'll never know who had the 500,000th view.

Such a sad day in the life of The FSF!!!

I personally have viewed this thread at least twice.
 
HTH.

craigb

bapu


The problem is we'll never know who had the 500,000th view.

Such a sad day in the life of The FSF!!!

I personally have viewed this thread at least twice.
 
HTH.

But, what do we have to show for it?
 
wait......
 
(rephrase)
 
 
 
But, what is the end result of all of this?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Uhmm.....
 
Ya!
 
+1 Craig
 

craigb

bapu


The problem is we'll never know who had the 500,000th view.

Such a sad day in the life of The FSF!!!

I personally have viewed this thread at least twice.
 
HTH.

I've almost never viewed it.


I post with my eyes closed.

I wish I knew what this thread was about ............

I really miss the cute kitty and monkey pictures,,,,,,,,


that I knew about ,.,.,.,.,.,.

If John came down here and saw this fred he'd raise holy h3ll, no?

Bapu said H E double toothpicks ...

I think Hell is one of those forums upstairs...

FSF Fact: 

Despite FSF having over half a million views it is a remarkable fact that nobody saw the person responsible for taking that actual 500,000th view.  A fact that will now always remain a mystery.


Merely one of many amazing facts about FSF.

By running some really technical background software, I was able to determine that the 500,000th viewing was done by a Kitchen Designer Spam bot.

Seems about right.

By heck! It happened while I was away!!

I'm reasonably certain that I have not been viewed 500,000 times.  I think I would have noticed being surrounded by hundreds of thousands of people despairing of the curse of sight.  There's usually no more than a dozen or so of those at any one time.  

Null & Void.

Their view was completely distorted as they viewed it through a kaleidoscope.

That must have resulted in a 20-40% improvement.  

FSF Fact:

The 500,000 views is very questionable - 499,967 people could've accidentally just clicked on the FSF.

17,500+ posts is the true test of time.

OK, I have to fess up WRT the 500,000 views.

I usually have two browser tabs opened to the forums.

While waiting for the next post to be allowed I have to do "something" with those 59 seconds, roight?

I've decided we need to freshen up this place


(thanks to MM100 for that other link)

Just like mother used to make...

synkrotron

bapu

Nuff sed?

bapu

Nuff sed?

LOL, yeah dood

By the way, I have a motor home (only a small one,I live in the UK) and I was more interested in the tee-shirt. I just thought the it was funny being modelled by whatshisname

bapu


I've decided we need to freshen up this place


(thanks to MM100 for that other link)

I'm thinking some dynamite might work too (thanks to Jbow for that other link).
(But we'll probably need more than five or six sticks to do the job properly.)

craigb
I'm thinking some dynamite might work too 

That would stop all the viewing voyeurism.

Et Tu Bapu?

FSF Fact:

A normal steaming pile of poop if stacked correctly and nutured in the right conditions will quickly rot down into a relatively sweet smelling substance referred to as compost, widely used as a soil conditioner.  The process involved in creating compost will also greatly reduce the volume of material that made up the original steaming pile.
 
It can clearly be observed that the volume of material making up FSF does not reduce nor does it become any sweeter smelling over time. We can safely assume as fact then that, despite a constantly plentiful supply of poop, someone isn't stacking it right and taking care of it enough to produce any useful compost.


Merely one of many amazing facts about FSF.

FSF Fact:

It must be remembered that when FSF was first conceived it would have been considered at the time as being totally inconceivable.
 
 
Merely one of many amazing facts about FSF.

Hey! A new forum member!

KingMonkeyRules!

http://forum.cakewalk.com/tm.aspx?m=2789244

Another interesting fact about the FSF is that the word inconceivable apparently doesn't mean what we thought it meant.  

Bub


Hey! A new forum member!

KingMonkeyRules!

http://forum.cakewalk.com/tm.aspx?m=2789244

Bummer. That was going to be my next "name".

Please do not stare at the FSF.

The FSF is the IKEA of the CH. Don't eat the whorse smeat. Just drink the coolaid coffee.

I always try to view the FSF through at least one layer of cellophane. I have cellophane windows and bars on the doors. Everything looks strange through cellophane windowpanes.

J

craigb


Please do not stare at the FSF.

 
OH MY.... I need more cellophane.
 
J

Tree arse?

UbiquitousBubba


Another interesting fact about the FSF is that the word inconceivable apparently doesn't mean what we thought it meant.  

That's a difficult if not an impossible thing to grasp.

craigb


Tree arse?

I have a trunk that looks very similar to that.

If Mooch's trunk looks like that, I can understand the itching.

soens

bapu


I usually have two browser tabs opened to the forums.
 

Does the TOS allow that sort of thing... ?

I cannae be arsed to check.

Just a little over 13 pages away from 600 (IOW 18K in posts).

Long Live FSF!!!

Brilliant!

What's brilliant?

The wig?

bapu


What's brilliant?

The wig?

The light when it's turned on.

craigb


Please do not stare at the FSF.

He must drive an OUTTIE...

Jonbouy

craigb


Tree arse?

I have a trunk that looks very similar to that.

That rough a skin?

FSF Fact:

It is estimated that over 4 million people travel to work every day on FSF.  Aproximately 2 million cups of coffee are served and around a million becan sammiches are consumed during each daily commute.
 
The fact here of course is that none of this is true.
 

Merely one of many amazing facts about FSF.